Dh is absolutely obsessed with The Bill. I swear to God, he sky +'s episodes on Watch, UK Gold and ITV, and regularly starts, "Do you think I should change careers and join the police?" conversations. The Bill, because of dh's obsession, sends me into an irrational rage.
But, having said all that, who was the one who went to prison, er, the one who had the affair with the nightclub owner? He was nice.