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Eastenders - Heather's birth

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SebbysMum · 20/10/2009 19:43

Oh dear. From 0-8cm in, what, 15 minutes? Bucket of water dropped from the skirt area then immediate contractions so painful she couldn't stand. Have they no responsibility for educating the great British public?

On the other hand, I suppose a three day episode isn't really likely.

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SebbysMum · 20/10/2009 19:48

Nice clean baby at the end of it to.

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hormonstersnomore · 20/10/2009 19:48

And the baby has jelly on its head!!

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jackieOpaperLANTERN · 20/10/2009 19:49

was that raspberry jelly on that otherwise immaculately clean, baby's head

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MrsJiggle86 · 20/10/2009 19:49

True, this kind of 1st birth makes everyone think it is so quick, what a lie I wish it was true!

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weepootle · 20/10/2009 19:50

do we know who the father is yet?

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MrsJiggle86 · 20/10/2009 19:50

Very clean baby!

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jackieOpaperLANTERN · 20/10/2009 19:53

someone on a thread last night said it was Darren

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claudialyman · 20/10/2009 19:55

please where is the midwife meant to be from?tuned in late and placing accent driving me mad

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ScaryFucker · 20/10/2009 19:55

yep, Robertsons strawberry jam on its head

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Mamazonabroomstick · 20/10/2009 19:56

Well i dont care that baby arrived 10 minutesa fter waters broke, nor that baby was the cleanest i've ever seen...other than midwife obviously dropping her toast on his head.

She has the most fantastic taste in baby names.

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dilbertina · 20/10/2009 19:59

strawberry jelly surely?

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CheeeseOnToast · 20/10/2009 20:00

i missed it, whoops - what name did she go for?

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Hulababy · 20/10/2009 20:01

To be fair a proper first brthday would have needed more than a double billing, and mostly not that exciting!

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Mamazonabroomstick · 20/10/2009 20:02

George Micheal Trott.

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GreenMonkies · 20/10/2009 21:34

Has she given him a bottle yet? Or are they going to make her struggle with breastfeeding for a few days before she gives up and continues Eastenders love affair with formula?

And who is the father?? (don't actually watch it, but know what's going on from the covers of shite gossip mags etc!)

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RubyBooBerry · 20/10/2009 21:37

I reckon it's Darren.
It was a bloke in a suit the club toilets ("businessman" Heather said I think!) and Darren is the only one who wears a suit all the time. Plus he's in shot every time the baby's father is discussed!

As he has just got engaged, EE bosses aren't allowed to let anyone be happy for long.

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EyeballsintheSky · 20/10/2009 21:37

Aw but he was gorgeous though.

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Northernlurker · 20/10/2009 21:53

I would love it if somebody could have a baby on tv and have contractions for ages without their waters going. I have never had a 'wooosh' moment in any of my labours, my waters have always hung in there till the last minute - with dd3 I reckon I would have delivered at least an hour earlier if they had gone. I would love to see somebody on tv in the delivery room yelling 'my bottom will EXPLODE'!

But oh no it's all - waters break, contractions and screaming then nice clean baby.

Hands up here whose baby had poo on them when born?

Strawberry jam my arse

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kid · 20/10/2009 21:56

I don't know who the father is, but I do know its either Phil, Minty or Billy.
All will be revealed next week.

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ScaryFucker · 20/10/2009 21:58

well, my waters "whooshed" in a big gush on the floor

then I laboured for 3 days !

< sigh >

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Fruitbatlings · 20/10/2009 22:00

Well, my waters was my 1st sign of labour - major flood too! But I didn't get any contractions and not a nice easy birth like 'evva's

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Fruitbatlings · 20/10/2009 22:01

great minds eh scaryfucker

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Northernlurker · 20/10/2009 22:01

Show off!

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ScaryFucker · 20/10/2009 22:05

yeah twas funny actually

I was in hospital the the time (complicated pg, long story)

I felt a snapping sensation in my tum, so went to find someone and "whoosh" all over the floor

I started screaming and shaking 'cos it was bright pink (some bad memories too..) and was riveted to the spot

cleaning lady comes along with mop 'n' bucket, cool as ya like, mopped around me and ambled off, whistling

they must be very used to hysterical women on the antenatal ward

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