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James Brown's Supermodel Salon

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BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:28:19

Anybody else suspicious why this jetsetter is so skint after twenty years of celebrity styling? Could heis distinctly blocked nose provide a clue?

Kate Moss has the same nasal twang, funnily enough...

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:29:33

is it that Bolivian marching powder, perchance ?

tulpe Tue 13-Oct-09 22:35:12

BOF, you usurped my thread!

Was just saying to DH that he needs a tissue never mind a sodding chandelier.

As I was saying (on other thread), tis very weird to hear la Moss speak and be so....erm.....animated , no?

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:37:18

I think they probably both get through a few tissues grin

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:39:19

Funny how all the slebs wear hairpieces too. And that ad in the break by Cheryl Cole for Loreal cracked me up- "How do I get such shiny hair?"...Er, by purloining the locks of Russian peasant women, perhaps?

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:41:38

yes, I saw Cheryl convicted violent criminal Cole too

I thought to myself..."ooh yes, verrry shiny hair extensions" smile

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:43:16

oh my God, this bloke is a complete dickhead

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:46:13

Isn't he?

Kate Moss is rough as a dog's arse in RL, non?

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:48:41

oui, she photographs well, shall we say ?

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:49:42

He really is a huge prick, isn't he?

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:50:24

Have just realised who this nobber reminds me of...

Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy grin

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:50:37

What a sense of entitlement he has!

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:51:17

Hahahahahaha, spot on! grin

brimfull Tue 13-Oct-09 22:51:37

gene wilder -YES!

he is a brat isn't he?

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:52:11

see here

swopped at birth, non ?

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 22:55:21

Mais oui grin

Oh God, I am just helpless after clicking that grin

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 22:59:21

oh for christs sake, he has a headband on

what a prannock

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 23:03:05

Prannock? Love it. <makes note>

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 23:04:22

am watching sexcetera now

pmsl

tulpe Tue 13-Oct-09 23:05:57

<<Tulpe also makes note of Prannock and believes could even overtake "twunt" as insult of choice>>

Agree, Kate does look rough. But actually I like that. I like that she is happy for herself to be seen that way rather than the airbrushed to buggery images that we usually see.

James Brown, for example, is a Prannock

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 23:07:45

I think prannock is an old-fashioned Manc term

a cross between a pillock and a prat grin

BiteOfFun Tue 13-Oct-09 23:10:03

I've always been partial to twassock (pronounced with a zed), myself...

ScaryFucker Tue 13-Oct-09 23:11:23

grin

not heard that one

I have used wazak on occasion...

fabhead Wed 14-Oct-09 00:23:52

She does seem natural and happy in her own skin. All that grimacing though! Overdone it a bit I think ...

pipWereRabbit Wed 14-Oct-09 00:26:05

Glad the narrator found them and their slebby friends to be so wonderful and normal though hmm - I think he might have had a bit of a crush on KM.

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