James Brown's Supermodel Salon

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Anybody else suspicious why this jetsetter is so skint after twenty years of celebrity styling? Could heis distinctly blocked nose provide a clue?

Kate Moss has the same nasal twang, funnily enough...

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is it that Bolivian marching powder, perchance ?

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BOF, you usurped my thread!

Was just saying to DH that he needs a tissue never mind a sodding chandelier.

As I was saying (on other thread), tis very weird to hear la Moss speak and be so....erm.....animated , no?

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I think they probably both get through a few tissues

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Funny how all the slebs wear hairpieces too. And that ad in the break by Cheryl Cole for Loreal cracked me up- "How do I get such shiny hair?"...Er, by purloining the locks of Russian peasant women, perhaps?

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yes, I saw Cheryl convicted violent criminal Cole too

I thought to myself..."ooh yes, verrry shiny hair extensions"

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oh my God, this bloke is a complete dickhead

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Isn't he?

Kate Moss is rough as a dog's arse in RL, non?

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oui, she photographs well, shall we say ?

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He really is a huge prick, isn't he?

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Have just realised who this nobber reminds me of...

Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy

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What a sense of entitlement he has!

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Hahahahahaha, spot on!

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gene wilder -YES!

he is a brat isn't he?

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see here

swopped at birth, non ?

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Mais oui

Oh God, I am just helpless after clicking that

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oh for christs sake, he has a headband on

what a prannock

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Prannock? Love it.

[ScaryFucker]

am watching sexcetera now

pmsl

[tulpe]

Agree, Kate does look rough. But actually I like that. I like that she is happy for herself to be seen that way rather than the airbrushed to buggery images that we usually see.

James Brown, for example, is a Prannock

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I think prannock is an old-fashioned Manc term

a cross between a pillock and a prat

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I've always been partial to twassock (pronounced with a zed), myself...

[ScaryFucker]

not heard that one

I have used wazak on occasion...

[fabhead]

She does seem natural and happy in her own skin. All that grimacing though! Overdone it a bit I think ...

[pipWereRabbit]

Glad the narrator found them and their slebby friends to be so wonderful and normal though - I think he might have had a bit of a crush on KM.