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jeremy kyle wtf?????

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sausagesupper Fri 18-Sep-09 09:32:14

WTF???????
These 2 on here found out they could be half brother and sister and have been having sex and could be pregnant, but they're carrying on till they get dna test.
WTF???????????

pippel Fri 18-Sep-09 09:37:59

shock

could they not give it a rest for a couple of weeks?!

shock

sausagesupper Fri 18-Sep-09 09:40:05

EXactly, jeremy wasn't too impressed that they couldn't stop for a bit till they f0ound out. Apparently they want to get married and she could be pregnant but if dna says they're related she's gettinug an abortion and never seeing him again. What the hell is this about???????

tiredemma Fri 18-Sep-09 09:48:44

What a classic line from smug twat JK

" If you are watching this, there is every chance that you could be sleeping with someone that you are related too"

Brilliant.

LadyGlencoraPalliser Fri 18-Sep-09 09:52:58

What is he trying to imply about his audience?

tiredemma Fri 18-Sep-09 09:53:52

that they are all interbred.

RealityIsNOTDetoxing Fri 18-Sep-09 09:57:45

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tiredemma Fri 18-Sep-09 10:00:39

cuntrag is a brilliant word to describe JK. Very apt.

TwoIfBySea Fri 18-Sep-09 11:04:09

Aren't they all kissing cousins on that show anyway? For some reason they have this channel on in my dentist, when I was getting work done I spent far too long watching it while waiting for pain. Is there a rule that the women have to wear strappy tops no matter how beefy the arms?

VinegarTits Fri 18-Sep-09 11:09:31

JK = knobend cheese

squashedfrogs Fri 18-Sep-09 13:58:07

[whispers] Despite the fact that Jeremy Kyle makes me shout at the tv, I'm still watching blush and couldn't understand what the outcome of the DNA test between the possible half brother and sister. Is there anyone who won't be too ashamed to admit watching it to tell me? Was it that they aren't related?

Thanks

masonicpixiesreadthedailymail Fri 18-Sep-09 13:59:44

they need to draw a line in the sand...

evaangel2 Fri 18-Sep-09 14:02:00

lol @cuntrag

tethersend Fri 18-Sep-09 14:06:29

I think JK is using all the DNA from the tests to grow new guests in a lab at the back of the studio.

pippel Fri 18-Sep-09 14:34:45

were they brother and sister in the end? blush

evaangel2 Fri 18-Sep-09 14:37:52

no pippel

pippel Fri 18-Sep-09 15:26:43

dont know why I care I didnt even watch it grin

Wigglesworth Fri 18-Sep-09 15:46:20

Jeremy Kyle-Grade A, Five star cuntrag complete with lashings of gusset butter!

LynetteScavo Fri 18-Sep-09 15:50:16

Well there's no chance the person I'm sleeping with is related to me...except though marriage.

Does HK ever listen to what comes out of his mouth?

evaangel2 Sat 19-Sep-09 01:26:54

I used to think he was ok but he always comes out with the same shit!!!

The one liner he comes out with"or am I missing the point" really irritates me...yeh bet his life is really squeaky fuckin cleanhmm

vixma Sat 19-Sep-09 01:38:45

Agnst it is agnst! LOL

PortAndLemon Sat 19-Sep-09 01:40:18

Well, you're sort of related to everyone else, if you go far enough back. But I doubt that was what he meant...

RealityIsNOTDetoxing Sat 19-Sep-09 09:38:36

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masonicpixiesreadthedailymail Sat 19-Sep-09 09:49:05

I remember him off local radio (where he met his stunt bride current wife) years ago. He did a phone in (Jezza's confessions). He was v smug and sanctimonious then. Do remember him talking about his gambling probs. And his driving through the night to see his daughter. He could have been the founder of fathers for justice the way he used to go

Tho did used to go on about lesbians quite a lot (in a phwoarrrr sort of way)

mummyme2 Sun 20-Sep-09 08:45:48

it did work out that they werent related and that her mother was just bitter cus her dad moved in with his mother (if that makes sense) hate the show but find my self watching it
makes me feel my life is normal compared to the people on the show

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