I can't tear my eyes away.... what katie did next.... Her gay best friend's wedding...

[itchyandscratchy]

itv2 now. If you've missed it I URGE you to watch itv2+1.

Oh my good grief - the wedding... the theme... the costumes... the SONGS!!!

and it's only a renewal of vows!!!!!!!!!!

[differentID]

that was on Celebrity Four Weddings.

Few weeks ago.

Yep, OMG.

[cleaningsucks]

dear god. she is strangling a cat. hillarious.

[itchyandscratchy]

oh gawd, when will she stop milking the trashed marriage bit, eeking out the last drips of oh-poor-me which is utter bolleaux.

singing the song you walked down the aisle to, whilst pissed, at your bf's wedding = not the most excellent of ideas

(hilarious though)

(in a you've-been-framed-watching-someone-career-into-a-fence-riding-a-lawnmower-type-way)

[itchyandscratchy]

oh gawd, when will she stop milking the trashed marriage bit, eeking out the last drips of oh-poor-me which is utter bolleaux.

singing the song you walked down the aisle to, whilst pissed, at your bf's wedding = not the most excellent of ideas

(hilarious though)

(in a you've-been-framed-watching-someone-career-into-a-fence-riding-a-lawnmower-type-way)

[AnyFucker]

I saw that

It was hilarious how there was only about 6 people there

And one of those was Michelle media whore Heaton

That Alex looks like a right twunt

[pellmell]

I feel filthy, so ashamed of myself for sitting through that tripe
Alex is reptillian

[moonshine]

Watched this for the first time ever (dh away so am filling up on crap tv). Who are the gay couple? Why are there other z-list celebs there? And where the feck does that Alex get his orange glow tan done (same place as Michelle Heaton maybe?)

[itchyandscratchy]

lol moonshine. dh is out for the night too so it's crapola-a-go-go on our tele tonight

[moonshine]

I even watched something called 'dating in the dark' a couple of nights ago which was strangely fascinating . But seriously - are the gay couple friends who work for Katie??

[itchyandscratchy]

one of them is her make-up artist as well as close friend. don't know what his partner does.

[SixtyFootDoll]

am watching it now on ITV2 +1
God she looks so much older than 30
her teeth are awful

[moonshine]

Thanks Itchy - with friends like that, who needs enemies eh (I'm thinking of those thick black eyebrows he must draw on her face - has no-one told her that Groucho Marx did that look??)

[SixtyFootDoll]

oooh ther mmust be all of 15 people in WH Smith to see her!

[siouxsieandthebanshees]

Its car crash tv.
I always used to think she was alright. Not in the 'I want my daughter to be like her' sort of way. But, as a mum, who has a disabled child, I respected the way she coped.
But ... since her and Pete split, she has really let her self and her kids down. She has just become a stupid tart.

[Meglet]

Is it safe to take my ear plugs out yet?

Why don't her friends stop her?!

[Docbunches]

I saw this last night - did they really say the wedding cost 200K??!

Katie Price is beginning to look more and more like Joan Rivers, or someone else with similar plastic surgery/botox-ravaged facial features - she just looks completely awful (she used to be quite pretty).

[lottiejenkins]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLhLr60P1s

Look at this for a giggle!!

[Docbunches]

Brilliant Youtube clip! (it sounded like me trying to sing, ie, badly).

[itchyandscratchy]

Oh my life, that clip

A few comments on that page inferred that it had somehow been tampered with to make her sound worse - lol!

Twas obviously her from the accent she was singing in. I will play if to dh when he gets home to make him feel better about his foghorn tones.

[dingdong3]

I couldn't tear myself away from it - she does have an amazing figure for having had 3 kids. The dresses were gorgeous. Not what I would wear, but totally her style.

I just kept thinking throughout it how lovely she looked before the slap was put on. Her skin looked better and she looked younger until they shoveled it on...those false lashes are criminal.

I don't think she's a bad mum at all...she does seem to be great with the kids, particularly Harvey. It's just a shame she's so addicted to being an exhibitionist...she's always looking for the opportunity to show off.

Loved the ads for Peter Andre's album at the breaks.LOL!

[dietstartstomorrow]

So much for her being so over pete. She finally showed that she is upset about the split.

That Alex is such a knob - he won't be with her much longer surely.

[SqueezyCheese]

OMG that youtube link is the cheesiest thing in cheeseland

[forehead]

That Alex is so annoying he never stops yapping

[Biglips]

that Alex make me cringe as hes sooooo creepy!!

[StrictlyBoogying]

One is a celeb make-up artist and the other used to present a BBC1 daytime makeover show called Big Strong Boys.