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Duchess On The Estate - what's happened to Fergie's face, she's like a wrinkled Joker?! get an SPF on the woman!

(46 Posts)
AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:35:08

it's a sad indictment of an idle life, isn't it?

GypsyMoth Tue 25-Aug-09 21:37:40

nice....another thread to hide..

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:39:25

why, what? you're a royalist?

SlartyBartFast Tue 25-Aug-09 21:39:37

that's you that is.

well it will be all of us

mind you i spose the sun doesnt help, nor does smoking but i dont think she does partake

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:40:31

it's not me, lord knows. i've not had my lips plumped.

cornsillk Tue 25-Aug-09 21:41:33

It's that nippy air at Balmoral.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:43:19

i think it was all the skiing, myself. so bad for the skin unless you're covered in factor fifty zillion.

it's the contrast with her lips, i think, they're so oddly immobile that it's forcing her wrinkles to operate vertically. most odd.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:43:42

how old is she anyway?

hf128219 Tue 25-Aug-09 21:44:16

It's all that time getting your toes sucked and trying to look out for the paparazzi.

SlartyBartFast Tue 25-Aug-09 21:44:27

shall we buy her some baby bottom butter,

SlartyBartFast Tue 25-Aug-09 21:45:00

she will be 50 this october btw

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:46:42

are you watching? she has wrinkles running sideways on her nose. shock that's bad surgery, that is, forcing the skin in unnatural directions.

poor old fergie. i did like her when she turned up on the scene, she was such a big old normal goofball.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:47:12

50? too old for long hair, then. wink

SlartyBartFast Tue 25-Aug-09 21:47:22

what she needs is a tight pony tail, pull her face back

Heated Tue 25-Aug-09 21:47:23

Is it because you don't know what an unbotoxed woman looks like on TV or maybe just one who's over 50?

thedollshouse Tue 25-Aug-09 21:49:03

I think she has ok skin for someone of that age.

GypsyMoth Tue 25-Aug-09 21:50:24

not a royalist,nooooo

used to work with the royals tho!! ages ago....poor old fergie,maybe she needs to get fat again/ fill out the wrinkles..

EldonAve Tue 25-Aug-09 21:50:36

She features on awfulplasticsurgery

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 21:51:57

oh no, her skin is terrible for her age, all the lines run in the wrong direction cos of her weirdy surgery.

Heated Tue 25-Aug-09 22:00:41

Wow, I concede she's had a lot of work done.

Can't bring myself to watch the programme though.

Nancy66 Tue 25-Aug-09 22:01:00

Red heads do tend to age badly, although having said that I don't think she looks in bad nick for 50.

she's got a very big face and head so I think she probably needs long hair.

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 22:02:08

do you think? the red heads i know seem to be aging brilliantly.

hoxtonchick Tue 25-Aug-09 22:05:58

awful plastic surgery is awful compulsive. my mil is 70 yr old red head, ageing pretty well...

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 22:08:37

she does have an enormous head though, that is true. but there must be a better hairstyle for her. (althogh can't think of one to be fair)

AitchwonderswhoFruitCrumbleis Tue 25-Aug-09 22:10:31

jennifer garner's real lip

have you seen the promo for 'the invention of lying'? she looks absolutely darling in it.

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