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Things you will never hear on EastEnders...

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madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 12:29:33

...oh, thanks, I'd love to come but I can't, have to look after the kids...

Lifeinagoldfishbowl Sat 18-Jul-09 12:30:55

"Fancy a cup of tea at the Caff?"
"Nah - can't afford it - why don't you come to mine"

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 12:32:56

it's no good I can't concentrate here in the caff I'll go and do my revision in the library

OracleInaCoracle Sat 18-Jul-09 12:33:09

a few ups and downs, but look at us now - 30 years of marriage, neither of us has strayed. i love you/.

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 12:36:57

Listen, I made a mistake, it was really silly of me, I hope you'll understand if I tell you the whole truth

SoupDragon Sat 18-Jul-09 12:37:28

"Yes, I know he's nearly 3 but I love breastfeeding so much"

OracleInaCoracle Sat 18-Jul-09 12:39:29

you know what, this letter/dvd/tape that will rip apart a family and destroy lives should not just be thrown in the (empty) bin. lets shred/scratch/rip it instead.

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 12:39:51

Hallo? Police? Phil Mitchell of the Queen Victoria Public House, Walford...there's a fight brewing in the bar, can you come please before it gets out of hand?

UnquietDad Sat 18-Jul-09 12:43:41

"I can't find a job within walking distance of my home. I'm happy to commute to Luton every day."

bigchris Sat 18-Jul-09 12:44:02

'I never use a laudrette because I have my own washing machine'

Pat Evans ' I'm just off to the gym'

Dot 'just adjusting my nicotine patch'

GiraffeAHolic Sat 18-Jul-09 12:46:17

"No a cuppa won't make it all better"

Molesworth Sat 18-Jul-09 12:48:48

"did you see Corrie last night?"

GiraffesCanRunA10k Sat 18-Jul-09 12:48:57

<waves to fellow Giraffe>

Maybe I am rushing in to this wedding, perhaps we should just wait and see

I think perhaps I am drinking at the Queen Vic too often

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 12:50:08

You're going to move to Manchester?
Well it's only 2 1/2 hrs on the train, so I'm sure we'll see each other loads!

GiraffeAHolic Sat 18-Jul-09 13:05:49

<waves back, surprising we don't bump into each other more, what wioh both being 12 feet tall and all >

"Oh no there are no black cabs available, however will I leave the square"

GiraffeAHolic Sat 18-Jul-09 13:06:57

"Hmm I'm not sure it's a good idea to leave the children with the 90 year old, slighty batty, sherry addicted chain smoker"

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 13:10:17

A picnic in Epping Forest?
How lovely!

OracleInaCoracle Sat 18-Jul-09 13:12:15

yes, even the family who have moved away are coming to the wedding/funeral.

MIAonline Sat 18-Jul-09 13:31:16

Is that organic bacon in that buttie Ian?

Make mine an earl grey.

AvadaKedavra Sat 18-Jul-09 13:33:30

"oooh I like your blouse, is it Boden?"

donnie Sat 18-Jul-09 13:35:49

you will never hear people called by their entire name, only vile abbreviations:

Arn'ee Peg
and so forth.Drives me maaaaad, them faaaaaaaaaaaamerleeeeeeeez.

TitsalinaBumsquash Sat 18-Jul-09 13:36:07

"Oh yes the wedding/birth/funeral/party was great, totally stress free!"

donnie Sat 18-Jul-09 13:36:49

oh, and the worst ones are:



vomit emoticon.

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 13:37:21

Yes, I'm the new GP, do come and see me at the surgery, we won't really bump into each other as I live in the next borough.

madlentileater Sat 18-Jul-09 13:38:42

God, no we can't discuss anything here, it's far too public.

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