Wife Swap - anyone watching this

[beanieb]

OMG OMG OMG! I can't believe what I am watching! This mum spends 4 - 12 hours on the internet chatting to her friends, she says her small baby has 'chosen junk food over health'

OMG!

no she hasn't, YOU have chosen it for her. This is going to make me judge until I can judge no more!

[beanieb]

anyone? Please come and judge with me!

[MIAonline]

That woman is horrendous, I hope that the intro is not doing her justice

Daughter has no breakfast, they all eat junk food and the house is filthy. Mum stays in bed 'til lunchtime everyday.

[TrinityRhino]

I've only just turned over, I missed that bit

square plates are poncey though

[beanieb]

I thought I was untidy!

[MIAonline]

beanieb, I have well and truly got my judgey pants on.

[beanieb]

phew

[TrinityRhino]

you've got to wonder why she went on this

[TheArmadillo]

sounds more interesting than Jamie Oliver's garden shite.

Am turning over

[beanieb]

my OH said this, at what point did either of them think 'I really must apply to go on mumsnet'?

[TrinityRhino]

lol armadillo
tis on a break at the mo

did he really just give that baby chocolate for a before tea snack

[MIAonline]

Good point trinity, the many, many cushions on the bed are too!

Will try and reamin judgey to both households, but the lazy arse is getting the brunt of my horror at the moment

[sleepyeyes]

Oh I've just tuned in DH said she mentioned mumsnet!

[MIAonline]

crisps and chocolates though trinity, isnt that balanced?

[TrinityRhino]

lol they weren't crisos they were wotsits

now I do LOVE wotsits but they aren't crisps

they are 'squeezed out of a squeezy bit' mush

[TrinityRhino]

she leaves that baby in her cot till lunchtime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surely that is not allowed or neglect or something

I'm am truly shocked at that

seriously

[MIAonline]

This is so sad actually.

[tiredemma]

Who is the slobby one? Ugh.

[nancy75]

just put this on, does the baby just stay in the cot from the night before until 1pm?

[TrinityRhino]

I wouldn't be able to cope having to do that to that baby

that is very very sad
I really dont like that

[TrinityRhino]

yes nancy she does

I am shocked

[sleepyeyes]

This mother is a disgrace what a lazy bitch, leaving a baby in cot all morning and crisps for breakfast! The woman needs parenting classes.

[beanieb]

sorry, I mean at what point did either of them say 'I really must apply to go on wifeswap' haha

If she stays in bed until after 11 who is looking after the baby?

[nancy75]

managed to grt her lazy arse out of bed for long enough to hav ethe babys ears pierced i see. nice.

[gemmummy]

omg. i want to see the slobby one.

[beanieb]

I do wonder though, are they making it sound worse than it is? It's kind of knocking internet forum users!