Does Jezza read Mumsnet?

[Bumperlicioso]

Just heard Jeremy Clarkson use the term 'lady garden' (as in Abbey Titmus's lady garden).

Have never heard that term used anywhere else so I can only assume that he is a lurker

[whomovedmychocolate]

Well actually I was reading Nuts Magazine the other week and it used the phrase so I believe it is in common parlance these days.

[PaulaYatesBiggestFan]

why do mumsnetters assume the world evolves around it?

i assume clarkson is way too busy - but hey ho

[notnowbernard]

Nuts in the dentists waiting room?

[whomovedmychocolate]

Yeah I know I was a bit

But it's that sort of dentists - quite hip

[notnowbernard]

Sounds different from mine

Ours has yellowing, curling back-dated issues of The Lady amongst 'lift-the-flap' books in which all the flaps are torn out

Very dull in comparison!

Nuts is shit, though

[ABetaDad]

Maybe he posts here

[madlentileater]

....and he said this on Top Gear?
so I'm right not to watch it then.

[Bumperlicioso]

Paula I was being sarcastic, I'm sure it is very a common phrase, I really don't believe the world revolves around mumsnet . Just thought it was funny...

Though I wouldn't be surprised if he did take a look occasionally, lots of journos do.

[notnowbernard]

Maybe his wife is a MNer?

[PaulaYatesBiggestFan]

dp referred to a very intimate part of my anatomy as my 'lady cock' today

ewwwwwwwww

[cornsilk]

Eww Paula!

[notnowbernard]

Bleugh!!!!

[Bumperlicioso]

Yuk, can you call his balls a 'gentleman's flange'?

[PaulaYatesBiggestFan]

not nice imagery is it??

asking him about teste-flange now!

[notnowbernard]

YUK to flange

It sounds like a cross between a cake and a flan

[Bumperlicioso]

Ok, what about 'dangling fanjo'?

Oh god, I'm going to bed!

[Nancy66]

It's a very common phrase - heard it a long time before i came to MN.

[TheRealMrsJohnSimm]

I don't know which to be more disgusted by.......the fact you watch Clarkson or the fact you read Nuts.......

[ProfYaffle]

I first heard the term on Big Brother a few years ago. Every single issue of our parish magazine carries an advert for an "experienced lady gardener", I really should ring her and explain shouldn't I?