Well, well, well! Fresh back from his trip to Venice to visit his - ahem - policeman chum. I note that PC Plum has been spending more time than usual with that slut Miss Hoolie. By the way - she was also the only person to get a postcard from Plummy while he was away.
He'd not been back 5 mins before he was hotfooting it to Glasgow to appear in that "Do the Job" programme. Not before he enlisted my help to train them all in teamwork (easy once I'd pried the cooking sherry from that old lush Suzie Sweet). But - what do I find after all my hard work - am I invited to join them on their jolly jape - no I am not. Instead that Miss Hoolie was there simpering in the audience and applauding with fluttering eyelashes when he did the ballet. Oh yes - she's a slut that one. Watch this space for wedding bells.
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