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scrappydappydoo · 23/07/2008 21:09

Here we go again...
yes a wife is just for managing the house and bedroom activities

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bogie · 23/07/2008 21:12

I don't understand why he has a au pair for the girls they look about the same age as the au pair
Me thinks he just wants lots of women in the house

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:05

An au pair for teenage girls.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:07

No wonder his wife left.

'I was married and everything was done for me.'

She was your wife, twonk, not a skivvy.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:08

Oh, no, I could never call someone 'Lord' 'Lady' or that.

I think the French had the right idea .

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TurkeyLurkey · 23/07/2008 22:11

At least this program has got those teenage girls off their arses..they reckoned at the end that they were going to actually do some cleaning themselves....hmmn, snowflakes chance in hell I reckon.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:12

I'm watching it on +1.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:13

And Swinton has too many dogs in the house.

Eeewww.

They smell awful.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:16

His daughters are brats.

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 22:17

those teenagers were really stuck up, awful spoilt brats.

was laughing at the north/south comment. odd.

i liked al alot

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TwoIfBySea · 23/07/2008 22:19

That Lady had staff with terrible attitudes, very jobsworthy, especially the older one with bad hair.

I liked that when asked about days off she said "if you want one" and that her staff "save them up." Says all you need to know about her!

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:20

I think Patricia would be better suited to Lady Swinton.

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TurkeyLurkey · 23/07/2008 22:21

I thought Al did a good job of handling that party. White hair man has looked a gift horse in the mouth there. I wonder how long after making the program it took his daughters to do a swift u turn and beg him to re-advertise! Lazy sods.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:23

I am flabbergasted at Lady Swinton's staff.

They are awful.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:25

This white-haired man wants a '5ft., 2in., brunette, good looking'.

WTF?!

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 22:26

they're all a bit odd aren't they, lights are on but nobody home

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:28

His daughters are little bitches.

If my girls turned out like that, I wouldn't leave. I'd boot their lazy book arses out to go and smoke in their rooms on their own bloody quid.

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 22:33

i loved the comment patricia gave to them at the end about the higher the class the less they eat

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:36

I can't wait to see that!

I cannot believe Tom's attitude towards those girls.

'Skins' is a TV show, ffs.

Thomas should be thrown in jail.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:43

WHERE do they find these people?

OMG!

Tom is just shocking. He is nouveau and it shows.

Lady Swinton is just living on another planet.

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 22:47

lady swinton needs to cut down on her dinners. she's obsessed with them

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:52

Tom is absolutely dire!

Still don't see why he has an au pair. He doesn't need one.

And he's disgusting.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 22:55

She turns him down because he's a SOUTHERNER!?

OMG, how shocking.

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 22:57

she's crackers isn't she.

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expatinscotland · 23/07/2008 23:00

She is utterly barking. I mean, she's been looking for the 'ideal' person for 10 years?!

And she has Eastern Europeans on staff, so what is the big deal about the man being from Southern England?

Tom just reminds me of the bloke from the first show, but with two wee cows for children.

He's the dry boak.

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southeastastra · 23/07/2008 23:05

so true! al was right, there is no job

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