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Why do people hate Caprice?

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franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:19:09

I knew nothing about the woman before CBB (and not much more now TBH), but I'm intrigued by the way I've heard so many people using the word 'businesswoman' as an insult in relation to her. They seem like they'd feel so much more comfortable if she was as big a bimbo as they thought she was!

I have no real opinion on the woman (though I can't say I was that impressed to see her invite Jeremy Whatsit to rub Vaseline on her breasts - isn't she married with kids?) but am fascinated by how she seems to have disconcerted people.

Whizzz Wed 19-Jan-05 22:20:46

I take it you didn't see 3 Celebs & a baby then !

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:21:18

Oops, no, what did I miss?

Whizzz Wed 19-Jan-05 22:23:49

She was given an electronic baby to look after for a week. She was pretty useless & ended up breaking its finger & kicking it off a bed ! She did try though

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:25:04

Oh, doesnt she have kids herself then? As I said, I know nothing about her ....

makealist Wed 19-Jan-05 22:27:07

personally I think she is a sad excuse of a woman
(reinforced after watching 3 celebs + baby)

Whizzz Wed 19-Jan-05 22:31:37

Obviously no-one had told her about Mumsnet

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:31:43

Why, makealist? I'm genuinely interested

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:32:17

Yep Whizzz, we'd have sorted her out

lou33 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:37:20

i like her

dawnie1 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:44:55

Franch, because rubbing vaseline on her breasts would probably get her into the 'Daily Star' yet again. In fact she is only famous for bearing her plastic breasts. She tried acting but can't act. She tried singing but can't sing. She has tried presenting but cant present. She has shagged many a famous man but it lasts 2 days then he goes back to his wife. She is yet another in the line of plastic, surgically enhanced, never dressed, talentless women who are famous for what??? Nudity, thats all.

lou33 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:49:50

dawnie, your point is? You are being too subtle for me

dawnie1 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:50:48

lockets Wed 19-Jan-05 22:51:30

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lou33 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:53:03

i warmed to her in road raja

pinkdiamond Wed 19-Jan-05 22:53:11

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Socci Wed 19-Jan-05 22:53:25

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Tinker Wed 19-Jan-05 22:55:28

She appears to be utterly vacuous and devoid of any personality or warmth. Excellent material to wind up in fact. Think the 'businesswoman' tag is applied to her negatively because her product is her body as opposed to any perceived ability.

makealist Wed 19-Jan-05 22:55:49

Yup, I think Dawnie said it all.

Must admit I do quite like Jordan, not sure why, she comes across as a bit more "honest"

dawnie1 Wed 19-Jan-05 22:58:28

And Dwight Yorke,and Peter Stringfellow, and Mick Hucknell,and Rod Stewart, and Darren Day, and Bill Wyman, and most of the English football team members and Rugby teams (all players since approx 1960's)and any lone pop star/actor needing a career resurgence (regardless of marital status or age) and a hundred others.

In fact, I've discovered her 'talent' - after all the usage in the lower regions she can still walk without resembling JR Ewing

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:58:59

pinkdiamond, I'm sure you're right about the single/no kids thing - I take that back. In fact that takes away my only reason for disliking her! Not that I'm a big fan of Playboy playmates, understand. Just interested in the whole phenomenon.

franch Wed 19-Jan-05 22:59:54

Ew! Peter Stringfellow?? Ew! Ew! Ew!

lou33 Wed 19-Jan-05 23:00:06

she is single and doesnt have kids

dont blame her making lots of money if she can tbh

dawnie1 Wed 19-Jan-05 23:07:38

Makealist - I also find Jordan quite inoffensive, she is what she is and doesn't make any bones about it. I really don't like Caprice because she is normally described as a 'Supermodel' - Ha Ha - when did you ever see her in Vogue or Tatler !?! Naked, apart from a rubber thong, on all 4s, tits squeezed, face with constipated look, pouting on pages 3, 4 6, 9, 21, 42 and 83 of the 'Daily Star' is about as far as her 'supermodel' status gets her.

dawnie1 Wed 19-Jan-05 23:07:39

Makealist - I also find Jordan quite inoffensive, she is what she is and doesn't make any bones about it. I really don't like Caprice because she is normally described as a 'Supermodel' - Ha Ha - when did you ever see her in Vogue or Tatler !?! Naked, apart from a rubber thong, on all 4s, tits squeezed, face with constipated look, pouting on pages 3, 4 6, 9, 21, 42 and 83 of the 'Daily Star' is about as far as her 'supermodel' status gets her.

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