Celebrity appearances on Balamory

[Satine]

Has anyone else just seen Keith Floyd cooking with Suzy Sweet? Praps they met at an AA meeting.... I had heard that quite a few celebs wanted cameo roles - including Madonna! She'd give Josie Jump a run for her money. That camp policeman from The Thin Blue Line would work well with PC Plum, I think, although the bitchfests might not be suitable for the under threes. Any other suggestions?

[Amanda3266]

I love the new Suzie Sweet song with Keith Floyd (Suzie's Cooking). Think it's great. My hubby has always had her down as a bit of a lush anyway and laughs his socks off when she appears with KF. Thinks that Pocket & Sweet" shop should be renamed the "Pissed & Sozzled". A bit unfair as there is no evidence that Penny Pocket partakes of the cooking sherry.
Cameo roles though - Hmmm, IMHO anyone who could take the place of the new and terribly stilted Josie Jump "I-am-reading-my-lines-really-clearly" Can't bear her - the old one was much better. Perhaps Matt Lucas as Dafydd could join for one episode as "the only gay in the village". Probably cause problems with Archie and PC Plum though.

[Satine]

Her shoes are very comfortable. Rolf Harris could give Spencer a hand with the painting and music.

[Amanda3266]

No, No, No. Miss Hoolie is not gay - she just doesn't look the type. More likely to be one of those vomiting WI women in Little Britain and a virgin to boot.

[marthamoo]

They need a doctor. Ross, Carter or Kovac from ER all good for me.

[motherinferior]

I think Miss Hoolie is a raging hetero-slapper, myself, who is seen on a Friday night having one too many alco-pops down the Balamory docks.

[slug]

The sluglet pointed out a very dykey looking woman in the supermarket the other day and announced "There Miss Hooley!" Not that I'm one to talk, I'm forever being chatted up by women, must be the short hair, chest shelf and sensible shoes.

[DillyDally]

I would like to see Colin farrell appear as Ms hoolies love interest and Penelope Keith appears as Archies Mum.
and Hugh jackman as Spencers workman chum, weraing some tight fitting overalls..