Can someone please remind me what happened in the last series of Desperate Housewives?

[bohemianbint]

It's been soooooooooooo long I can't remember anything. Or is there at least a website that will round things up without giving things away?

[avenanap]

Bree came back off her honey moon with a 'big bump' (daughter managet to get herself knocked up), teri hatcher married mike, blond woman was diagnosed with hodgkins, blond bimbo hung herself after carlos found her birth control pills (they were trying for a baby), carlos's ex wife married the mayor.

[bohemianbint]

Jesus, what's wrong with my brain, I don't remember half that stuff!

How did the hodgkins thing come about? And what was going on with her husband's "other family"?

Thanks for the roundup, avenanap!

[iamdingdong]

this should help :o

[iamdingdong]

even!

[bohemianbint]

Aaahh.....cheers dingsong, that pretty much covers it!

The only question that I have, is why did Orson run over Mike and will/has that ever been dealt with?

[bohemianbint]

Dingsong? Sorry, that sounds like something off a menu...

[avenanap]

Hodgkins, she was having a scuffle with the husband over the bloke she was working with in the pizza place, she hit her head and went to hospital. They did a scan and found a lump. Don't you just love american drama . Who was Orson? I'm bad with names.

[bohemianbint]

Orson is whatsisname, him off Twin Peaks...

[bohemianbint]

kyle maclachlan, even! Bree's dodgy husband...

[LynetteScavo]

So is Edie adtually dead? DH doesn't think so.

[bohemianbint]

I have a feeling not... from a nasty spoiler that was sneaked into the tv paper

[avenanap]

I think that it had something to do with his first wife. Oh yes, mike knew his first wife, Orson disliked mike and ran him over. Mike had amnesia and got together with edie, mike remembered he loved susan, they got back together, edie got together with carlos, carlos wanted a baby, edie said she would do it for him, they had lots of sex, carlos found birth control in her bag on the day of gabby's wedding, he confronted her, told her he only wanted to be with her so he could knock her up, she ran off, went home and topped herself.

Orson was accused of killing his first wife, she turned up, tried to kill bree, then she fell out of a window (can't remember any more). Bree and Orson went on their honeymoon, danielle found out she was pregnant by edies nephew (the one that was trying to shag susans daughter), she went 'away'. Bree came back for Gabby's wedding sporting a big bump, she told Julie danielle decided to stay at a swiss boarding school for a year.

susan and mike got married, nothing interesting there.

[bohemianbint]

If it's going to be so bloomin complicated they're going to have to not leave such long gaps between series! I can't remember what happened yesterday...

[avenanap]

I watched the last episode again a few days ago on cable!

[avenanap]

Bugger, she's not dead!