The BooBoos need their own kid, Shane needs to go to rehab, who wants naked Ned pics, who WILL Levi snog, and will Susan be usurped by plain Jane, super brain? It must be Neighbours...

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yo. No spoilers. Go to the spoilers thread for that kinda chat.

[MiddleClassProblem]

If Karl gets a poo storyline we will know they are watching us...

[SleepingStandingUp]

I think David could get on board with a poo storyline, a new foster kid who doesn't do house daily ablutions on schedule. I sense he'd know if Emmet missed a bowel movement

[MiddleClassProblem]

I wonder if he would be candidate for a munchausen by proxy plot line

[SleepingStandingUp]

Definitely.

[SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius]

Yay - new thread - thank you, @SleepingStandingUp!

[EBearhug]

This week, I should have been in Melbourne for my Neighbours holiday I won. Fingers crossed for next year.

[nameychange]

How annoying is David- fostering is not long term, Emmett was always going to go home or move to a more permanent home. He’s really not read up on fostering has he!

[MiddleClassProblem]

He’s a cling fest. Can you imagine dating him for more than two weeks? He’d have probably asked you to move in already

[SleepingStandingUp]

Haha yes

[KatieKat88]

DH is convinced that Ned's naked picture lover is crazy Scarlett. I want it to be true but also don't because he's bloody unbearable when he correctly spots a story line in advance

[AGnu]

I'm so behind on Neighbours atm. What's all this about naked Ned?! I think the last I saw, Roxy made him take photos of her for Kyle & said something about a website or app or something. I take it he took her advice...? Is he still with Yashvi?

[MiddleClassProblem]

Yes, still with Yashvi. She knows he’s on the site. He thinks he’s all arty because his shots are black and white, from behind with not head in it... either kind.

Shane is off his tits on drugs and has buggered off. Dipi and Toadie think he’s with Stony but he’s not.

Sheila now walks around with Gary the pigeon on her hand giving advice like a pensioner Disney Princess.

The Booboos has a foster kid who has just left to live with his aunt and Dr Booboo is acting like his baby has been taken away despite it being a matter of weeks with a teenager who he didn’t want in the first place.

Fay has moved in with Chloe and Pierce who have Jane’s daughter as a live in nurse who is a bit of a twat in love with Chloe, and she looks like Summer (teen Summer not kid Summer).

[MiddleClassProblem]

@KatieKat88 the answer to who that person is on the spoiler thread if you ever wanted to know in advance:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/3861487-Neighbours-Spoilers-Will-Elly-go-to-jail-Will-Bea-pen-a-new-song-about-the-mine-Whos-going-to-keep-Asteroid-How-will-we-cope-on-two-episodes-a-week-Will-they-all-go-into-lockdown

[Linnet]

Who is summer?

[SleepingStandingUp]

She's from the olden days when Middle were just a wee lass

[MiddleClassProblem]

Ha! I thought we were around the same age? Unless you mean wee as in height... Yes, wee as in height has always been accurate.

Summer Hoyland was Steph’s step daughter. She played the violin a lot and looked like Fival from American Tale. She left for music school or something and came back as a teen that looked a lot like Nicolette. But nothing like Nicolette’s personality.

[KatieKat88]

@MiddleClassProblem Oh I remember Summer (and kid Summer, but I was also a kid - DM is to blame for my Neighbours obsession)

I never want to look on the spoilers thread because I want to know - but not know too much

[MiddleClassProblem]

I watched neighbours originally because of my mum watched it but it was the days of 4 channels, Henry, Charlene then Annalise and Sam. I had such a crush on Sam...

[Dontlickthetrolley]

When it moved to Channel 5 I stopped watching it, however picked it up again whilst on mat leave and now have had it on series link for the past 9 years! Same with Home and Away!

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yep, Mat Leave rejoiner here too, 5 years

[MiddleClassProblem]

I didn’t watch for a little bit around the Carmella, Oliver type period but I did know both characters a bit so must have seen them at one end or another. I don’t recall Fraser at all.

[Clawdy]

I can't stand Nicolette. All those wide-eyed looks of shock, or nasty smirks. I really hope things don't work out for her. I'd like to see her leave with her tail between her legs, and annoying Jane looking anguished as the taxi drives her away......

[SleepingStandingUp]

Yeah bit she's winding up Pierce so can w keep her for a little bit pleeeease??

[Starburst8]

I'm not liking Nicolette either, it's just the smirking and smugness. I'm not a fan of Pierce so not bothered on that front.
I find her irrating abit like Amber in H&A
(BTW I have nothing against red heads) 🤣

[SleepingStandingUp]

I love Nicolette's hair