Crack open the Pimms! It's time for the 'Non- Wimbledon' Wimbledon Tennis thread!

[Raahh]

I have had quite a bit of the Aldi Fake Pimms this week, won't be as nice when it's raining.

[Fizzywinegum]

Thanks for the new thread Raahh 🎾

I’ll probably be cracking open the fake Aldi Pimms next week. Tim will be disappointed that the roof won’t be used

[PrivateSpidey]

Thanks Raahh!

Still in shock there's really no Wimbledon. Hopefully Sue will save us all!!

[magimedi]

Thanks, Raahh.

Hope I can post pictures of you-know-who by the end of this thread .

[Raahh]

Magi - behave.

[JaneJeffer]

Thanks Raahh

[magimedi]

@Raahh

Magi - behave.

The day I behave will be the day I step into my box

[JaneJeffer]

Ooh I accidentally got the last post

[Raahh]

magi - good for you

I have just watched the repeat of Sewing Bee (Prime really isn't woeking for me this week)- I could have sworn I actually watched the end on Wednesday, but I don't remember it.

[PrivateSpidey]

accidentally
A likely story

[Fizzywinegum]

Yes you did Jane! - telling me to fill up the thread!

[JaneJeffer]

[JaneJeffer]

DH is giving me side eye for laughing away to myself.

[magimedi]

Thank you for the at the end of the last thread. Honestly, I really don't mind being an 'old'. Better than the alternative, as Maurice Chevalier said! And the great compensation of it is that you no longer give a toss about so many of the things that worried you when you were young.

[kazzaD66]

Just put something on the last thread and found it closed

My sandwich has only just been delivered!

Glad Andy has shaved that awful beard off

He's playing very well - obviously more streamlined
Having said that, Dan has just broken!

[JaneJeffer]

Yes magi. I came across this on Twitter a while ago

[Fizzywinegum]

I had to make my own sandwich kazza

I guess you’re right magi

Luckily I’m sat on my own so no one can ask me why I’m sniggering away to myself

Looks as if Dan is coming back in this set

[Fizzywinegum]

Jamie Delgado just had to retrieve some of the balls from behind the scoreboard and the umpire had to fix the net. With the wooden benches it is a bit like a game in a park! Bet Dan wishes he had his own personal ball boy!

[JaneJeffer]

Maybe he could ask one of the trolley collectors from Tesco to do him a favour?

[PrivateSpidey]

Yes I was just about to say about Andy's beard!! He must have taken your comments on board kazza

Jane yes so true. magi I like your style.

Sadly I missed the butterfly excitement! Hope it got a mention from the commentators.

[Fizzywinegum]

The butterfly only got a very brief mention Spidey - I was very disappointed - and it was a red admiral not just a common or garden cabbage white!

[PrivateSpidey]

The "applause-o-meter"

[kazzaD66]

I much prefer the benches at Murray's end.
The ones at Dan's end have been creaking annoyingly all week

[JaneJeffer]

kazza you're turning into AC

[PrivateSpidey]

[PrivateSpidey]

Good win for Dan. They should play a recording of some cheering or something, it felt so wrong he just went and sat down (on the creaky bench) in silence!