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*** New Corrie Thread (No Spoilers... or I'll spit on your turkey)***

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MonkeyToesOfDoom Wed 25-Dec-19 00:08:59

Christmas Day...

Merry Christmas Corrie Fans...
And those who watch through habit.

Rita's in the floor, Derek's in a bind, Gemma's had babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgot the plot.
And we're all just gathering around and hoping Dev gets shot.

TheSquitz Wed 25-Dec-19 07:07:16

Nice one, Monkeytoes
Checking in.

Fizz is a whining dickhead
Sean is a brainless twat
The only decent actor
Is Arthur the ginger cat.

MonkeyToesOfDoom Wed 25-Dec-19 07:37:09

TheSquitz

The makings of a new Christmas carol right there... fwink

Christmas on the Cobbles

Rita's on the floor, Derek's in a bind.
Gemma's had her babies and is going out her mind.
Nick is grimacing nicely, and Sarah's forgotten the plot.
We're all just gathered around and hoping Dev gets shot.

It's Christmas on the Cobbles and time for festive cheer.
The greatest gift that we might get is that Michelle will dissapear.

Fizz is a whining dickhead
Sean is a brainless twat
The only decent actor
Is Arthur the ginger cat.

It's Christmas in the Cobbles so let's all raise a glass.
And try to ignore the new familys acting is a load of wobbly ass.

Evelyn's cracking quips whilst Ty fixes Maria's car.
Jennys not nicking kids no more, she sells em from the bar.
The factory now is a warehouse, full of brand new kit.
It's just a real shame that Corrie's turned to Sh**

It's Christmas on the Cobbles, and we all have joy to send.
It's Christmas on the Cobbles, were just waiting for it all to end.

(Next poster, please add your own)

WireBrushAndDettolMaam Wed 25-Dec-19 21:39:03

So I can see we’re all blown away by the big xmas episode? grin

I’m watching on catch up now and I’m bored stiff. This is so shit.

TheSquitz Wed 25-Dec-19 21:41:37

Just been watching Gavin & Stacey. I'll probably watch on catch up shortly, more out of a sense of duty than anything else!

Clawdy Wed 25-Dec-19 21:47:44

Nooo.....wanted Gary shot or in custody. Sarah calling him a hero - yuk.

eddiemairswife Wed 25-Dec-19 21:50:54

Absolute rubbish!

ExpletiveFairylighted Wed 25-Dec-19 21:51:56

I was thinking of giving it another go after stopping watching about 4 years ago (watched for about 30 years before that). After reading the first few posts of this thread I'm starting to change my mind!

WireBrushAndDettolMaam Wed 25-Dec-19 21:55:34

Ffs sarah making doe eyes at gary again. Fuck sake.

This show is on its knees. They need to either call time on it or cull a massive number of actors and writers/producers/directors. It’s so bad.

MonkeyToesOfDoom Wed 25-Dec-19 22:00:26

I have to say, I didn't guess Robert would be shot. Besides that, I think I'd guessed the rest.

TheSquitz Wed 25-Dec-19 22:23:23

Just watching on catch up & Robert has just been shot. I can't understand how a runt like Gary is able to overpower bigger blokes. Why didn't Ali just flick him off? Rita has sounded very slurred lately and I can't stop looking at Liz's plastic face.

CoolCarrie Wed 25-Dec-19 22:24:20

I knew Robert was leaving but shame to kill him off. Gary caused all of it, nasty piece of work.

TheSquitz Wed 25-Dec-19 22:26:01

I wish Gary would stop talking through clenched teeth.

Honeyroar Wed 25-Dec-19 22:28:11

Who shot Robert??! (am abroad again!)

TheSquitz Wed 25-Dec-19 22:30:49

Derek's gone crazy with a gun & shot it through the Rovers window as Robert was passing.

PennyRoyal Wed 25-Dec-19 23:56:25

Hmph. Not much joy in the past 2 days episodes. No humour at all (or did I miss it?). Corrie used to do the switch from humour to sadness really well, but no longer.

Only surprise was Robert gettjng shit and dying. And now Gary's a fecking hero according to everyone. Hmph.

Redglitter Thu 26-Dec-19 00:59:25

So Derek managed to 'accidentally' shoot 2 people?? Lazy scriptwriting that. Depressing episode and I had to put it off when they started singing at the end. Cringeworthy

PinkDaydreams Thu 26-Dec-19 07:38:07

I was suprised that Robert was shot and died! And yes how stupid Sarah making doe eyes at Gary.

Freesunglasses Thu 26-Dec-19 09:22:38

I wish he'd shot Michelle and her annoying hair. They missed the perfect opportunity to have a cull of crap actors and characters

Poetryinaction Thu 26-Dec-19 10:49:09

Oh you are all heartless!
Bethany and Daniel are go.
We all knew Shona had to get written out but it will be sad if she dies.
Sensible ending for Robert and Derek. They were going nowhere and won't be missed.
How is Gary a hero? Didn't he use Sarah's toddler as a shield?

Clawdy Thu 26-Dec-19 14:11:04

Think Sarah thought he had run out at his own risk and grabbed the toddler. Sickening that he is now a hero. As for Shona in that box ! What a daft storyline.

CoolCarrie Thu 26-Dec-19 14:36:38

Gary definitely used Harry as a shield, he knew Derek wouldn’t shot him carrying a child. Wtf is Sarah thinking Adam is a better man than Gary has ever been.

Honeyroar Thu 26-Dec-19 15:18:59

Who is Derek?

PinkDaydreams Thu 26-Dec-19 15:28:32

Derek has a thing with Izzy but turned out to be married. He’s been borrowing money from loan shark Gary. He’s now split from his wife but wanted more money from Gary to take his children on holiday for Christmas. Somehow he ended up telling people he owned half of Underworld but I’m unsure if this was true or not as Gary owns it. To be honest I find him a bit of a non-character.

Honeyroar Thu 26-Dec-19 16:00:48

Ah right. How did he end up shooting Robert?

I’m a bit sad Robert’s gone. I wanted to see Michelle pay for her actions.

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