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Sending out the Sleb Masterchef bat-signal

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Halsall Sun 11-Aug-19 11:57:13

God knows we could all do with some cheering up, so the hot news is that SLEB MASTERCHEF WILL BE RETURNING SOON

Not sure exactly when but we need time to anticipate, non?

Heads up you Mastercheffians -
@SchadenfreudePersonified
@ellenanora5
@fourquenelles
@squooosh
@GrouchyKiwi
@RomaineCalm
@iklboo
@wolfcub
@whatashower
@MrsTommyBanks
@Pencilmuseum
@TheDogsMother
@BuckingFrolics
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@ilovesooty
@myimaginarycathasfleas
@FurryBuzzer
@BasiliskStare
@KazzaD66

And every other Mastercheffian I've managed to leave off the list, no offence intended grin

longwayoff Sun 11-Aug-19 17:22:59

Gatecrasher alert! Me, apologies. Thank you, will be warming up my irritation on GBBO and rejected lover P Hollywood and will thus be nicely primed for this.

ShirleyPhallus Sun 11-Aug-19 17:23:57

Ooooh I’m back in.

impossibletoday Sun 11-Aug-19 18:58:19

If you want to look...

inews.co.uk/culture/television/celebrity-masterchef-2019-cast-line-up-contestants-list-when-start-date/

longwayoff Sun 11-Aug-19 19:21:16

Oh thanks, have heard of 6 of them and, can't wait, GregG will be back, slurping and gurning. Read an interview with his third wife the other d a y, how he got a fourth I can't imagine. I expect she didn't read it.

Wolfcubisthefemalenominal Sun 11-Aug-19 19:24:09

Wooo thank you Halsall

Mollypolly2610 Sun 11-Aug-19 22:57:24

PLEASE count me in!!!

Flibbertyjibbit Mon 12-Aug-19 00:43:02

Oooo please can I gatecrash? Looking forward to this and gbbo being back.

Halsall Mon 12-Aug-19 10:31:14

No such thing as a gatecrasher, welcome one and all grin

Good to have you back ShirleyPhallus

I’ve already read one article dissing the line-up as dull and uninspired. Like it’s usually full of sparkling culinary talent hmm

BertrandRussell Mon 12-Aug-19 10:41:00

Well, i’ve heard of 6 of them- but there’s no one who I immediately warm to.....sad

ShirleyPhallus Mon 12-Aug-19 10:44:44

Joey Essex is likely to be good value. Gemma Collins was awful the other year but fantastic entertainment

ilovesooty Tue 13-Aug-19 00:47:02

Thank you. Looking forward to it.

fourquenelles Tue 13-Aug-19 00:58:38

I'm in! Thanks Halsall

lukins66 Wed 14-Aug-19 10:49:45

Anyone know when it starts?

Livpool Wed 14-Aug-19 11:02:34

I've been checking the listings to see when it starts but no luck

Grinchly Wed 14-Aug-19 11:03:09

Me me!!! grin

FatTwat69 Wed 14-Aug-19 11:06:29

I’ll watch it for Tomasz and the chance of seeing him getting his plums out....

And making fruit pie with them obvs.

Grinchly Wed 14-Aug-19 11:08:40

I've not heard back f the weatherman and Zandra Rhodes from that lot. sad

Grinchly Wed 14-Aug-19 11:09:08

Of the weatherman. Don't know where the back came from

BertrandRussell Wed 14-Aug-19 11:12:03

I bet the weatherman can cook. I’m tipping him to win.

BertrandRussell Wed 14-Aug-19 11:15:32

Or Oti. I bet she’s one of those people who is good at everything she does- because she practises loads. She will have started practising the minute she got the call.

IHaveBrilloHair Wed 14-Aug-19 11:43:48

Oh I love Joey Essex

GrouchyKiwi Wed 14-Aug-19 12:35:08

Ooh. I hope it starts soon.

I've been binge watching Australian MasterChef lately. All seasons are on Amazon Prime.

GrouchyKiwi Wed 14-Aug-19 12:38:14

I've heard of:
Martha
Greg
Oti
Tomasz
Josie
and Zandra.

I'm pretty sure that's a record for me.

BiscuitMachine Wed 14-Aug-19 19:04:40

Ooo I don't usually watch the sleb version, just the pleb version. But I think I might this time. I've actually (sort of) heard of 12 of them!!!!! As a percentage rate it's better than Strictly.

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