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Diva Forever

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Singlenotsingle · 08/08/2019 04:02

Anyone watch? Gemma Collins doing her best to be a diva, dressing up in posh dresses, getting "her people" to run round after her. I was quite sorry for her really. What does she actually do?

And the way Arg treats her, she would be better off without him. He was saying she's fat and everyone just laughs at her, but she seems to be quite dependent on him. He's supposed to be trying to lose weight but the amount of food he shovels away, it's never gonna happen. Quite a sad little tale really. I don't know whether I want to watch it again. Anybody else?

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hellosally · 08/08/2019 07:39

agree it was all a bit sad- and he doesn't treat her well. not as funny and lighthearted as I thought it would be

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Susiesoap7 · 08/08/2019 09:14

I watched it too, can't make up my mind
She's a spoilt brat and desperate to be famous, I get annoyed at everybody waiting on her, but that might be for the cameras
I used to love arg in towie ,can't believe how big he is now, I think they deserve each other,
In a few years we won't even remember them

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imclaustrophobicdarren · 08/08/2019 13:21

I've just watched which prompted my new NC.

She's really unhappy, made for bazar viewing. I actually felt w bit uncomfortable at some bits.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/08/2019 14:07

Its an an act

The bigger brassier she is the happier she thinks she is

And yes arg treats her like shit

She could get a better bf

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Sagradafamiliar · 08/08/2019 14:25

I wouldn't watch, I don't find the fact she's become a parody of herself as funny as producers seem to.
She treats people like shit, has a toxic on/off relationship with someone who treats her like shit...all very dysfunctional. Much therapy to be had, I'd rather they be offered counselling than be set up for everyone to laugh at.

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22Giraffes · 08/08/2019 18:18

Just catching up with this whilst waiting for my Chinese to arrive (living the life!) and I agree, it's really bizarre. I know she's always OTT but this is a like a parody. Strange and quite sad.

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Darksideofthemoon19 · 08/08/2019 19:10

My god, arg looks like he’s wearing a fat suit 😩

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floppybit · 08/08/2019 19:14

Arg was wearing a cream polo neck with a gold medallion over the top - WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

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Darksideofthemoon19 · 08/08/2019 19:15

He looked like that guy from go compare advert

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pseudonom · 08/08/2019 21:38

It reminds me of The Office with David Brent! ... she's awful 😱 Arg is a twat to get though, she would be better with the creepy handyman but thinks she's too good for him.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 08/08/2019 21:46

He’s put on so much weight

In detox he lost lots :(

They are both bad for each other foodwise

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MabelFurball · 08/08/2019 21:59

Her singing wasn't too bad. I will be interested to see what she has done with Naughty Boy.

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SnappedandFartedagain · 08/08/2019 22:26

Arg was on This Morning the other week to discuss his weight issues and Dr Ranj weighed him and informed him he is 10 stone overweight. He seemed surprised and horrified but doesn't seem to be doing anything about it.

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Darksideofthemoon19 · 09/08/2019 07:52

I though Gemma looked like she had piled the weight on too since strictly

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Blondeshavemorefun · 09/08/2019 08:49

I’m Assuming this was filmed March April as of the Easter theme

Think she then went to USA and started to lose weight

All the time you are excersing /being Good with food the weight will come off

Hence strictly

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imclaustrophobicdarren · 09/08/2019 11:19

I'm no skinny Minnie by any means but they're huge. She can't even get out of her car and they were saying how they can't really have sex properly because of his belly...whilst nomming a curry.

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MiniCooperLover · 09/08/2019 21:42

Arg's constant giggling makes me want to punch him. He's so horrible to her yet is clearly only with her because she's earning and he isn't

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CSIblonde · 12/08/2019 14:38

She's got a profitable business & her own series, what she sees in 'loveable loser' Arg is beyond me. He can't sing but is a 'wedding/events singer' usually just for mates etc. He's replaced cocaine addiction with food addiction. He's an emotionally abusive man child who puts her down relentlessly. She should get with Laurence, who worships her: & have the babies she wants. If her weight is a fertility issue I'm sure she can go the gastric band route
She's very funny & very likeable, despite believing her own hype a bit too much.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 12/08/2019 15:02

I thought her fertility issues was her age and eggs nogood

Sure she had a fertility check on towie

Obv weight doesn’t help

But we’ve all seen Jeremy Kyle and massive fat spills get preg atbthe drop of a hat

Having a lower bmi helps but you can get preg overweight

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Darksideofthemoon19 · 15/08/2019 07:08

Anyone watch the second one?!!

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hellosally · 15/08/2019 08:23

yes I did but think she might be setting herself up for a fall-I couldn't tell if she keeps saying she's fantastic as tongue in cheek, and so important, or if she really believes it -and she always goes back to Arg she really needs to get rid of him

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Singlenotsingle · 15/08/2019 08:28

No. I couldn't bear to, after last week.

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imclaustrophobicdarren · 15/08/2019 09:52

I'm watching it now (don't tell my boss). I can't weigh her up at all.

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imclaustrophobicdarren · 15/08/2019 10:47

Please someone help me deal with this, scratching her fadge and making her poor assistant smell her hand 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣 don't think I'll be having lunch today 🤮

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FabulouslyGlamorousFerret · 15/08/2019 16:24

That was shocking, fucking shocking!

For anyone that didn't watch, she furtled down her knickers rubbed her minge and got her male assistant to smell her fingers ... as it smelt of yeast
😱😱😱

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