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The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

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RedToothBrush Sat 18-May-19 21:22:37


1. Malta
2. Albania
3. Czech Republic
4. Germany
5. Russia
6. Denmark
7. San Marino
8. North Macedonia
9. Sweden
10. Slovenia
11. Cyprus
12. Netherlands
13. Greece
14. Israel
15. Norway
16. United Kingdom
17. Iceland
18. Estonia
19. Belarus
20. Azerbaijan
21. France
22. Italy
23. Serbia
24. Switzerland
25. Australia
26. Spain

FannyTassles Sat 18-May-19 23:03:32

You are some woman there @RedToothBrush, fair dues to you smile

JaneJeffer Sat 18-May-19 23:03:35

There ain't enough alcohol in my house for this

RaptorInaPorkPieHat Sat 18-May-19 23:03:43

My god this is going to run soooo late this year...

At least the auto tune has kicked in.

She's even made San Marino look good.

NomDeQwerty Sat 18-May-19 23:03:50

This is very scaffold but it's interesting. And she was a mistress of reinvention back in the day

Pinkyponkcustard Sat 18-May-19 23:03:51

Not everyone is coming to the future...


Aridane Sat 18-May-19 23:03:58

Even though the slovenia song was creepy to watch.. It's growing in me

I agree - but was too embarrassed to type that

RedToothBrush Sat 18-May-19 23:04:07

She goes lost in a Hollywood Dressing Up Box

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll Sat 18-May-19 23:04:41

Well, if this teaches us all one thing, it's that we owe Mr San-Marino-Dentist-Man a huge collective apology for putting him at the bottom of the singing talent pile.

Goodness, it's Sparky's Magic Piano meets school band now.

Icantreachthepretzels Sat 18-May-19 23:04:48

I came on specifically to find out what people thought of Madonna's performance. I have a tin ear (not literally) and thought she sounded dreadful and out of tune - I was wondering if it was just because I'm tone deaf. But apparently not...

the white robed, horse head people are ... well, it's a more flattering outfit than Madonna's at least.

Lucked Sat 18-May-19 23:05:14

Is she singing with the mice from Bagpuss?


Housewife2010 Sat 18-May-19 23:05:28

Yay. She's fallen off the stage.

banivani Sat 18-May-19 23:05:31

Ooo intentional fall.. very meta.

JaneJeffer Sat 18-May-19 23:05:47

Housewife grin

AlecTrevelyan006 Sat 18-May-19 23:05:57

well, that was a bit shit

wintersdawn Sat 18-May-19 23:05:58

Whose flags were on the backs of the last two walking up the steps?

Hoggytat Sat 18-May-19 23:06:08

That was terrible. No wonder rehearsals were in secret.

Dowser Sat 18-May-19 23:06:34

Predictable and boring

That was dreadful.

What a cringefest

Redcrayons Sat 18-May-19 23:06:37

Was that it?

Deadheadstickeronacadillac Sat 18-May-19 23:06:50

Well Madonna was the worst act of the night and that says something

derxa Sat 18-May-19 23:06:53

I loved that

norrismcwhirtersfridgemagnet Sat 18-May-19 23:07:01

Oh thank fuck. The voting . COME OOONNNNN NIL POINTS

CoolCarrie Sat 18-May-19 23:07:08

She could never sing, lets be honest!

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly Sat 18-May-19 23:07:15


madonna said so

Stopyourhavering64 Sat 18-May-19 23:07:23

Israeli and Palestinian flag....

AppleDump Sat 18-May-19 23:07:24

@Hoggytat that's so funny 😂

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