The EUROVISION its Bigger than Us 2.

Whoop!

It was alright. Just a bit meh. Expect the usual result.

Merci beaucoup!

Quick work, @RedToothBrush! 👍

Great performance from Michael 💜

He sang that well. Not sure it’s a winner though.

Wacky Iceland is up next!

Has he pinched San Marino’s backing singers?

Ooh bodice dresses

Say na na na

Nobody stole his microphone at least, so better than last year already

Wait, Macedonia is pronounced as MaKedonia and not MaSedonia?

To be fair, even if we fielded The Beatles with original resurrected band members we still wouldn't win.

Help my Terry gin has gone to my head.

Is that Tasmin Thingie?

Whens Madonna on?

Made it over!

I’m so looking forward to seeing the reaction to Iceland.

each hopefully never

Iceland, normally good for a laugh....

Are we over here now?

Lovely new thread!

I love these two already

Quick work, @RedToothBrush!

I'm well practised....

If Iceland win they probably won't bother turning up for the presentation.

Oh I like this punky one. I like an anti capitalist ditty.

Did the UK entry have a stylist?
If so, have they been fired yet?

GO ICELAND>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Second set of bondage of the night

Oh wow

"It's terribly shouty, I'd pop granny in the hall". You're not wrong Graham. Why are they in a sex dungeon?

Iceland with a song about hatred?

What on earth is the point in re-inventing the wheel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DAaWu3gTk

I adore Iceland.

ADDVGDSSSATF£%##%<~~|\\€€!!

Oh yes! Now this is Eurovision!

Also not a sitting down outfit

I think we have a winner!!

Oh dear. I don't usually watch this sort of thing. I might need you to tell me when to look.

Not my cuppa. Too try hard

Young ones vivian?

This is definitely... different

"I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter"....homage to Keith Flint.

Hatred will prevail??

Nothing like being upbeat ... it' so awful it almost deserves to win

gosh

'we're on the Eurovision song contest, and we couldn't be angrier about it'

these people are FURIOUS aren't they?

They got the chains memo too. Slightly different interpretation to Mr Plastic Bow Tie though.

... I'm speechless ... this is something else.

this is awesome

Oh I'm in love with this song

Ok then this is too weird n shouty n freaky for me n the bondage outfits don't look good

This is a cross between Rammstein and The Prodigy

Nope!!

Was that Bruno Tonioli coming out of the cage for Iceland? Looked a bit like him circa his Elton John "I'm Still Standing" era....

I really like Iceland.

The Daleks meet Kajagoogoo

Love it...bloody fantastic...

Madonna's going to look pretty tame after this lot.

This is definitely in the top 5. It’s got a key change as well.

Those clothes are a little impractical for the weather in Iceland.

I’m a firestarter...

Reminds me of a couple I saw in Munich once. He was taking her for a walk.

Loving it! Mad max on stage!

If Iceland win, their country will probably refuse to host. Can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to host all these extra tourists for the duration?

Iceland reminds me of a camp Lorde

Too much outfits

Can you lot stop running off

Shouty shite - nothing like the Prodigy who were awesome

"Iceland they do have very long Winters"

Not wrong there Graham

The only Baltic state that made it to the final. He shall have my vote just for that.

Disappearing guitar time is next!

I'm voting for Iceland.

You noticed a key change rhubarb ??!

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It’s disappearing guitar man.

Young man!

The only Baltic state that made it to the final. He shall have my vote just for that.

You can't vote for someone out of sympathy!

Ooh he’s nice.

Where did his guitar go?

I still haven't worked out what he does with the guitar.

Ooh hello!

Iceland, if they did nothing else, erased the young Hartlepudlian from everyone's memory.

Where did the guitar go?

Joining g in from early morning Australia to say I really like Estonia.

Sorry is he wearing tracksuit bottoms?

He's very Nick Knowles

This sounds like Ariana Grande's One Last Time

I like Estonia

Iceland were a tiny bit different to Michael weren't they. Practically seamless in their joining.

He's a nice boy

Iceland !!!! Love it 😂

Yup piggy I have a very keen musical ear.

Like mr Estonia

Rogue cameraman

Looks a bit like poldark

Lovely view of the steps there

Love him

Very Avicii

This is pleasant. But that might be because the last lot have stopped.

Oh god, a sqwawker... and being Estonia all the Baltic area will vote for it

Red but then how will anyone get any votes?

Estonia is giving it his all. I like that.