My feed
Premium

Please
or
to access all these features

Telly addicts

Flamin Spoilers you big galah

999 replies

SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 15:12

Says what it does on the tin, don't complain

OP posts:
Report
SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 15:14

Omg as if Tori is gonna play turkey baster with Robbo!
And totally can't see him with Jasmine

OP posts:
Report
NymphInYellow · 05/06/2018 15:58

Noooo- I'd have put Robbot with Leah before Jasmine!

Report
NymphInYellow · 05/06/2018 16:00

And I'm a bit surprised Mason has it in him to get anyone pregnant Grin

Report
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/06/2018 16:03

Doesn’t Robbo need a woman with more about her than Jasmine? Mind you, Tori needs to move on from Kat’s cast-offs: it’s becoming weirdly unhealthy.

Has Mason even had sex?

Is it just me who thinks what a total waste it would be to get Robbo’s sperm the turkey baster way? (I’m not even going to apologise - we’re all friends here). If you’re getting pregnant by that man, you want it to be after a hot and dirty night of passion, surely?!

Report
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/06/2018 16:04

In other news, cannot wait for Wet Olivia to leave.

Report
NymphInYellow · 05/06/2018 16:10

Didn't Mason have hot sex with Evie in the back of a car before she dumped him for someone else? Think he slept with Beth. And some dodgy gangster chick who was pretending to be his girlfriend to lead the baddies to him? He's not doing bad, considering.

Report
SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 16:59

My Ash love is true and pure and even I think a turkey baster is a waste. Tori deserves some hard and dirty sex!

Surely not Evie? Isn't she too old for him?

Do you think Hunter and Olivia will leave together?

OP posts:
Report
Hygge · 05/06/2018 17:00

That Fratelli cow is planning to poison my Robbo!

And he can't even punch her in the face, but I can and don't think that I won't.

And we can't wish Leah on him either, he'll be dead before the poison even gets to work if Leah sets her eye on him.

Jasmine seems completely wrong for Robbo, she's more suited to Colby or Mason.

Robbi and Tori are a good match, they do not need the turkey baster.

Who does Mason get pregnant? I can't find that, only that Ziggy and Brody get married.

Is Olivia really leaving this time? Don't toy with me here. I've had enough of her.

Report
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/06/2018 17:28

Not only do Ziggy and Brodie get married but spoilers have it that she cheats on him -

With Dean! Shock

(Who is still growing on me, btw - just watched the ep today where he checks out from hospital to come and check on Ash and then cooks him beans Grin)

Report
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 05/06/2018 17:36

Mason gets a new character pregnant; we haven’t met her yet. And Olivia does indeed leave, as does Hunter, but I don’t think they leave together: their last appearance months are different.

Report
CurbsideProphet · 05/06/2018 18:23

What?!

Tori asks Robbo to be her sperm donor?

Robbo and Jasmine get together?

Mason gets someone up the duff?

This is all too much Shock Grin

Report
NymphInYellow · 05/06/2018 20:14

Some dirty Robbo sex would do Leah the power of good! Poor thing just looks so miserable all the time.

Olivia leaves before Hunter. He gets ambulanced out of the Diner with a head injury, don't know what happens. Maybe it makes him reassess his life and he realises he misses Olivia. The sooner they've both gone the better!

Report
Hygge · 05/06/2018 21:10

Ziggy cheats on Brodie after making such a fuss about Olivia cheating on Hunter? And with Dean?

I'm completely shocked Shock not shocked at all

Do you think they get married because it's Maggie's dying wish to see at least one of her daughters down the aisle, and Coco is just that bit too young to be the one in the frame?

Report
SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 22:18

Yeah the speed of the engagement Abbas wedding seems very fast but perhaps I'm forgetting this is soap land.
Yeah I could see her with Dean but I don't think she'd cheat iyswim


Oh Leah def needs some Robbo, climbing out her window so Alf doesn't find out

OP posts:
Report
SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 22:19

Willow also sleeps with Dean so the boy is certainly where all the sex is at

OP posts:
Report
TheWashingFairyatemyhamster · 05/06/2018 22:27

Has Robbo not suffered enough? Now you want to saddle him with Leah? So she can pretend she doesn’t like him, then be friends, then fall in love with him but not want to spoil their amazeballs friendship, then get together, then strop about because they’ve lost the magic, then he’ll get to die. Poor sod.

Also feel sorry for whoever has to give birth to spawn of Mason. Mostly once you’ve got the head out you’ve done the hard bit, but given how much wider Mason’s neck is than his head, that birth is going to be looooong and hard.

Report
SleepingStandingUp · 05/06/2018 22:47

Nah, one night only.

Will she keep it? Will the Morgan household be overrun with dirty nappies?

OP posts:
Report
TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 06/06/2018 07:06

So a bit behind and just watched the one where Mason “flirts” with Ebony while Hunter changes the tyre. Ewwwwww. Actually enjoyed her retort about Hunter having done the actual work.

I think John and Maz’s new foster kid might be the much heralded gay character that H&A has come under increasing fire for not having.

Report
SleepingStandingUp · 06/06/2018 08:35

Yeah Ty is the gay one but I wonder if something will happen with Raffy to expose that. Shame he's only in for a short stint though

OP posts:
Report
Cel982 · 06/06/2018 15:03

Oh good! They’ve had oodles of lesbians and no gay male characters, it’s a glaring omission.

Report
AGnu · 08/06/2018 10:19

I was thinking Ty must've gone to the same acting school as Neighbours-Nate. I hadn't realised he's the gay character. Maybe that's just how they're taught gay men behave in Australia. Confused Hopefully he won't start doing weird things with his eyebrows!

Report
Hygge · 08/06/2018 21:03

Robbo is almost certainly going to be punching people in the face on Monday.

Report

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

CurbsideProphet · 15/06/2018 13:53

Is Ebony the long lost sister of Colby? I'm trying to work out how Colby fits into Summer Bay in the grand scheme of things. Usually it turns out that the newcomer is related / connected somehow to a regular...

Report
SleepingStandingUp · 15/06/2018 14:09

No shes too old

OP posts:
Report
SleepingStandingUp · 15/06/2018 14:11

Essentially Colby, Willow and Dean all grew up in Mangrove River which is like the scutty place down the road you don't tell the tourists about. When Hunter and Olivia moved out, I think they moved to Mangrove River.

Anyway, it's merely sop coincidence. Dean is in the Gang so came back to help out Ash, Willow for her car fixed at the garage and got it on with Justin and Colby got offered a job in Summer Bay after Kat died

OP posts:
Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.