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i thin this 24 driking game is better

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CODalmighty · 17/05/2007 18:45

The 24 Drinking Game
Every time Jack Bauer tries to talk someone into doing something, take a sip.


If in the course of the attempt he tells them that he ?can?t explain right now,? but they ?just need to trust me,? take another sip.

If the thing he is asking them to do will require them to break the rules in some egregious fashion that will probably cost them their job, take another sip.
If in addition to risking their job they are also facing a very good chance of jail time, take another sip.

If the thing will most likely result in their death, take another sip.

If it actually does result in their death, finish your drink.

Every time someone asks, ?What?s going on??, take a sip.

Every time someone dialing a cell phone sounds like a landline speed-dialer, take a very small sip. (And I mean very small, otherwise you will be drunk in a hurry.)

Every time a civilian does something really, really stupid as a result of not realizing they are dealing with international criminals and/or terrorists, take a sip.

Every time a computer screen is showing a different operating system from the one it was showing ninety seconds ago, take a sip. (Disregard if you are not geeky enough to be able to identify an obscure operating system or window manager based on three seconds of camera time.)

Every time Bauer acts in direct violation of his orders, take a sip.

If CTU dispatches men and/or takes other action to stop him, take another sip.

If his action is also violation of state or federal law, take another sip.

If his action also could cause him to be charged with treason, take another sip.

If his coworkers, friends, and/or family think that that he?s gone crazy and/or rogue, even though he always does stuff like this and it always turns out that he?s not crazy at all and in fact acting in the best interest of US national security, take another sip.

Every time David Palmer wants to do the honorable thing, take two sips.

Every time Bauer turns out to be right and everyone else completely and utterly wrong, take two sips.

Every time Kim Bauer is in some sort of petty trouble, distracting her dad from saving the world, take two sips.

If Kim?s petty trouble involves running away from someone in a semi-random direction, take another sip.

If her random direction results in her running into a dark forest, take another sip.

Every time someone thinks that Bauer has done some sort of despicable act (like killing an innocent), when in fact it was a staged deception designed to make someone or everyone think that he did, take three sips.

Every time a female character who seemed sweet and supportive turns out to be an evil conniving bitch, take four sips.

Every time a season ends with Bauer having saved the world but with the catch of some sort of horrible tragedy inflicted by a residual bad guy, finish your drink.

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southeastastra · 17/05/2007 18:46

drinking games are a bit naffo

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CODalmighty · 17/05/2007 18:48

oh pnly for you

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Surfermum · 17/05/2007 18:51

I used to play Drink Along with Dallas with my old flatmates. If they poured a drink we had a sip, if Sue Ellen had one we downed the glass, can't remember the rest.

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CODalmighty · 17/05/2007 18:51

lol

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CODalmighty · 17/05/2007 18:51

the j"ust need to trust me" thign is great

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sockmonkey · 21/05/2007 07:27

I thought you had to finnish a drink every time he said "dammit"

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