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Fabellini Mon 12-Mar-18 22:05:56

With a cameo from Toffs jungle camp mate Stanley! I know I shouldn’t watch this, I’m well aware I’m not the target audience, but I find it strangely compelling.....
Found tonight’s episode as infuriating as always - why on earth has little fat Fonz decided he needs to be in London to paint, and when did Tiny Tears get her lips done?

WrenNatsworthy Mon 12-Mar-18 22:08:17

Just watching on catch up.
We don't call it Made In Chelsea in our house.
We call it 'wankers'.

Fabellini Mon 12-Mar-18 22:09:46

Perfectly reasonable Wren grin

LinkyPlease Mon 12-Mar-18 23:24:53

I'm not watching it.
I'm not placemarking.
And I definitely didn't come straight here after watching it to find the latest MN thread blush

VeganCheese Tue 13-Mar-18 00:12:26

Jamie is getting way too old for this messing about. I felt sorry for Harry's new girlfriend as well.

hornetgirl Tue 13-Mar-18 08:56:30

I can't help but watch it!

AutumnalTed Tue 13-Mar-18 09:09:31

Harry reminds me of all the narcissistic men we read on about on here, proper gives me the creeps, so manipulative.

suchasoftersin Tue 13-Mar-18 09:10:54

I was most shocked at Louise's face, what has she done to it? She looks completely different.

jay55 Tue 13-Mar-18 09:23:16

I loved this week. All the usual nonsense and Mimi looking like a baked potato in her tin foil dress.
Frankie’s reaction to Jamie’s (very young?) new Girl was brilliant.
I found Alik’s you have to be nice to me and like me speech to Louise a bit scary. Like they’ve put him back on the show to be her stalker.

StableGenius Tue 13-Mar-18 09:24:28

Jamie gives me the proper creeps for some reason.

MarshaBradyo Tue 13-Mar-18 09:26:31

I knew Jamie wasn’t keen but then she was a bit odd

Louise lips and cheeks

Frankie looked good

Fabellini Tue 13-Mar-18 09:40:05

Frankie looked good, but I don’t think she’s a very nice person- biscuits met his match with her, she was as manipulative and unfaithful as he was. What I don’t understand is why they keep messing with each’s over, move on!
<<over invested>>

WrenNatsworthy Tue 13-Mar-18 11:00:02

I think they're clutching at straws really.
One of the joys with it in the old days was that some of it was genuine.
Now they are scrabbling about for 'storylines'.
Louise is like a bird trapped in a cage.
I'd love to see an episide where the girls have genuine supportive friendships and stick two fingers up at the whining narcissistic menchildren.

I miss Binky. <Sulk>

PaperRockMissile Tue 13-Mar-18 11:27:03

What I don’t understand is why they keep messing with each’s over, move on!

Frankie is astute enough to realise that with no romantic plot line she will be dropped from the show.

Jamie is so much part of it - like Louise - that he would have to have a long dry spell to get dropped.

No love story, no plot, no part.

TheLastNigel Tue 13-Mar-18 12:31:23

I miss Binks too...
Harry Baron is pure evil. I slightly love him for it though I realise this is wrong. How does he get all the wimmin despite his extremely bird like skinny legs? It's a mystery...
I never thought much of Frankie-largely because she thinks an awful lot of herself...
Gawd I love Made in Chelsea. It's pathetic grin

Bluesue26 Tue 13-Mar-18 12:57:27

I don't buy Jamie's new relationship for a second. He's not interested. Probably doing it to make Frankie jealous. Louise definitely needs to lay off the fillers but id have to say the award for the most pumped up body part needs to go to Sophie. Jesus H Christ did you see the size of those boobs? On her tiny frame they looked bloody painful. Sam looked transfixed but to be fair he was probably wondering how she was managing to stay upright smile

Destinysdaughter Tue 13-Mar-18 13:04:10

Haha a thread! Loved the end when they showed Jamie's SA 'girlfriend' saying, 'your head's so far up your arse you can smell the peroxide'! 😀

MarshaBradyo Tue 13-Mar-18 13:05:55

Next weeks looks good grin

Don’t worry Nigel you’re amongst friends here, no shame (well..)

And yes Sophie’s boobs - What happened there not good

Bluesue26 Tue 13-Mar-18 14:10:49

Sophies boobs arrived at that party 10 minutes before she did grin

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast Tue 13-Mar-18 14:25:20

Ryan's 50p face creeps me out, he has bad jealousy issues and I scares me a little.

Alik the fonz acts like he has to do oscar style acting.

Jamie will never settle down so watching his latest flings is a waste of time.

I love the show though

TheLastNigel Tue 13-Mar-18 20:12:23

I hope Louise's face settles down a bit-she'd no need for all of that.
Frankie is such a wolly-she doesn't want Jamie but she doesn't want anyone else to have him.
And why can't Liv doing something-anything-better with her hair.grin

lastnamefirstfirstnamelast Tue 13-Mar-18 20:16:58

Oh liv's scuffy mop looks ridic x

CrystalMethHog Tue 13-Mar-18 20:27:54

Ryan does have a 50p face!

I always say I won't watch it but I'm always suckered in.

Cary2012 Tue 13-Mar-18 21:18:28

The bleached gooseberry, dressed in Rupert Bear's trousers had a pardee in the countreee!!
And suddenly it was like they've never been away. The Queen of the Jungle was there, with her latest crush, aged 103.
I've missed the daft bunch with their daft celery stuffed Bloody M's and the accidental bumping into each other on weirdly empty street corners.
Mytt's stirring, Frankie's gurning, Louise botoxed to within a centimetre of her life; Sophie's looking like an over inflated Barbie doll on steroids and Harry creeping around.

I did love Fonzie's reaction to the promise ring, "What are they, five?'

madeyemoodysmum Tue 13-Mar-18 22:50:36

Happy to see boule. Proudlock mitten

Happy Toffs stayed in

But it's needing Spencer lucy binky and Ollie back to really get going.

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