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Strut this way for an Apprentice catwalk

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Dillite2 Wed 06-Dec-17 20:45:52

For it is a fashion week

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 06-Dec-17 21:01:44

But as always they will be a shower of shite

Caspiana Wed 06-Dec-17 21:02:12

Settling down with a bag of twirl bites grin

GoingRogue Wed 06-Dec-17 21:02:51


I'm betting the team that actually does the best pitch/performance/advert whatever will lose.

In bed with a hot squash smile

GoingRogue Wed 06-Dec-17 21:03:46

Caspiana envy I'm trialling a dairy free diet atm so am very envious.

Dillite2 Wed 06-Dec-17 21:04:31

I have a bottle of cider. It's been such a shit day at work that I thought that I wouldn't be able to stay calm whilst watching this tonight

MrsJamin Wed 06-Dec-17 21:04:33

ooh give us a twirl bite @caspiana!
I think this will be on a par with the creative height of the hotel room decoration!

LineysRunner Wed 06-Dec-17 21:07:02

Oh this calls for wine and a cheese butty.

Dillite2 Wed 06-Dec-17 21:07:14

Wonder whether Elizabeth will be painted as the villain again?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 06-Dec-17 21:07:39

I have wine and have just had a lovely bowl of cauliflower cheese pasta

DancesWithOtters Wed 06-Dec-17 21:08:11

Seriously dudes, how the fuck is Harrison still here.

I kind of want to ruffle his hair like a puppy, but he does sod all.

Dillite2 Wed 06-Dec-17 21:08:15

What was that red monster?

Dillite2 Wed 06-Dec-17 21:09:11

What. The. Fuck.?!?!

LineysRunner Wed 06-Dec-17 21:09:53


This is tragi-comedy gold.

MrsJamin Wed 06-Dec-17 21:10:23

"work every bit" confusedhmm

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 06-Dec-17 21:10:32

These two are appalling. If it was blokes doing this...

DancesWithOtters Wed 06-Dec-17 21:10:40

That's it Elizabeth, brush the cock.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 06-Dec-17 21:11:00

And the clothes were fucking awful. Who buys that shit?

Slartybartfast Wed 06-Dec-17 21:11:37

Sia influenced

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 06-Dec-17 21:11:47

I want Elizabeth to be my friend

LineysRunner Wed 06-Dec-17 21:12:25

Yeah, those two are being right pervers. Not cool.

DancesWithOtters Wed 06-Dec-17 21:12:25

@Wishfulmakeupping I half want to hug her and half want to slap her.

GoingRogue Wed 06-Dec-17 21:12:49

Is Harrison the one who kept getting told off for being immature and laddish? I have no idea why he's still here.

DancesWithOtters Wed 06-Dec-17 21:12:55

Johanna has got The Sneer out already

Wishfulmakeupping Wed 06-Dec-17 21:13:26

'Look as gaunt as you can' the model's face same as mine wtf

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