Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

[fourquenelles]

It's here

[ilovesooty]

Thank you!

[Taffeta]

I bloody love Kahlua

[Wolfcub]

Daikon fondant nooo

[ilovesooty]

A tree in his dessert!

[GrouchyKiwi]

Thanks four

Cauli John bringing magic tricks with him today. It looked pretty in the promo bits.

[Taffeta]

AoF has had a manicure

[Halsall]

Char tartare? NO WAY JOSÉ

[ilovesooty]

This was in the trailer yesterday and the critics liked it.

[Halsall]

SMOKED IN DUNG??

[OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow]

Me too Taffeta.
Don't you just know he'd do fucking Icelandic food? Ffs.

[GrouchyKiwi]

SMOKED IN DUNG?! What what what.

[fourquenelles]

I love Iceland, I love the Icelandic people. However......their food ain't great imho

[GrouchyKiwi]

Good bunch of critics today.

[squoosh]

Miso flavoured pudding. Bleurgh to that.

Reminds me of that American guy Tim who won Masterchef aeons ago. All his desserts were tea smoked or tea infused.

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

We have three dogs so dug is easy to come by in this house.

If anyone needs any to try his recipe, just let me know.

[Taffeta]

Why do they rest all their food on jcloths?

[squoosh]

I missed 'smoked in dung'

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

[fourquenelles]

I have three dogs too Schaden so have a poo mountain every day.

[Taffeta]

Yuuuuum

[GrouchyKiwi]

Sauce makes all the meat look like it's bleeding.

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Looks impressive but he's sweating like a horse - I'd be worried that my jus was sweat-diluted.

[fourquenelles]

I'd eat that without it touching the sides even though I don't like tarragon.

[SchadenfreudePersonified]

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

Move over nasturtiums - there's a new kid on the block

[Taffeta]

Poor old Jim Kerr looks boiling

[Wolfcub]

Someone hand thAt man a towel