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Master chef 2017 part trois In the Court of the Tudors

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fourquenelles Thu 30-Nov-17 20:28:18

It's here

ilovesooty Thu 30-Nov-17 20:29:24

Thank you!

Taffeta Thu 30-Nov-17 20:30:24

I bloody love Kahlua

Wolfcub Thu 30-Nov-17 20:30:32

Daikon fondant nooo

ilovesooty Thu 30-Nov-17 20:31:14

A tree in his dessert!

GrouchyKiwi Thu 30-Nov-17 20:31:41

Thanks four flowers

Cauli John bringing magic tricks with him today. It looked pretty in the promo bits.

Taffeta Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:14

AoF has had a manicure

Halsall Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:20

Char tartare? NO WAY JOSÉ

ilovesooty Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:51

This was in the trailer yesterday and the critics liked it.

Halsall Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:52

SMOKED IN DUNG??

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:58

Me too Taffeta.
Don't you just know he'd do fucking Icelandic food? Ffs.

GrouchyKiwi Thu 30-Nov-17 20:32:59

SMOKED IN DUNG?! What what what.

fourquenelles Thu 30-Nov-17 20:33:55

I love Iceland, I love the Icelandic people. However......their food ain't great imho

GrouchyKiwi Thu 30-Nov-17 20:34:08

Good bunch of critics today.

squoosh Thu 30-Nov-17 20:34:12

Miso flavoured pudding. Bleurgh to that.

Reminds me of that American guy Tim who won Masterchef aeons ago. All his desserts were tea smoked or tea infused.

SchadenfreudePersonified Thu 30-Nov-17 20:34:35

We have three dogs so dug is easy to come by in this house.

If anyone needs any to try his recipe, just let me know.

Taffeta Thu 30-Nov-17 20:34:38

Why do they rest all their food on jcloths?

squoosh Thu 30-Nov-17 20:35:12

I missed 'smoked in dung' grin

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

fourquenelles Thu 30-Nov-17 20:35:24

I have three dogs too Schaden so have a poo mountain every day.

Taffeta Thu 30-Nov-17 20:35:31

Yuuuuum

GrouchyKiwi Thu 30-Nov-17 20:35:42

Sauce makes all the meat look like it's bleeding.

SchadenfreudePersonified Thu 30-Nov-17 20:35:49

Looks impressive but he's sweating like a horse - I'd be worried that my jus was sweat-diluted.

fourquenelles Thu 30-Nov-17 20:36:05

I'd eat that without it touching the sides even though I don't like tarragon.

SchadenfreudePersonified Thu 30-Nov-17 20:36:44

Blardy hell! Faeces has overtaken samphire as the hot new ingredient!

Move over nasturtiums - there's a new kid on the block

Taffeta Thu 30-Nov-17 20:36:56

Poor old Jim Kerr looks boiling

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