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I can't keep up. I watch through my fingers mostly as I can't quite believe they are for real!

Is MasterChef on tonight - I am enjoying that (despite Greg Wallace)?

Ive always loved The Apprentice but I admit my attention started to waiver last series. I've still watched this year but I do keep forgetting it's on!

I keep waiting for Alan to just say "You know what, I have changed my mind. You are all shit and none of you deserve my money. You are all fired!".

I’m here...

Just pouring the drinks!

Can anyone remember what the fools are up to this week?!

At least there aren’t any dogs suffering their ineptitude this week!

They cook!

Bumpity bump

My laptop is busy doing stuff so I have to use my phone. I will be making loads of typos.

Ewwwwwww

Good thing I wasn't eating my dinner now

OH Good. Mine won’t look so out of place 😂

I thought the green trousers were bad until I saw Karen’s

Oh we finally get to see Sarah in action

Yeah that shade of pink should be illegal

Here we go, comical music for Elizabeth

Botox Boy’s face!

He must be worried that his botox face will crack

No idea is a stupid idea...

Oh I do beg to differ

Maybe they should stew Harrison’s backbone - if they can find it

Johanna is being a brat again

Mind, if I was Joanna I would tell Jade to fuck off

Crusaders!

Let’s shout out all the words we know