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All aboard the Apprentice cruise!

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Dillite2 Wed 08-Nov-17 19:54:54

Where you will be fed luxury stale sandwiches and taken on a luxury tour provided by an unread wikipedia article. Departing at 9pm pronto!

user128057 Wed 08-Nov-17 19:59:15

It looks really good tonight, shows how sad my life is when it's the highlight of my week.

DancesWithOtters Wed 08-Nov-17 20:01:51

Oh god. They're going to fuck up guided tours of my favourite place in the world.

Dillite2 Wed 08-Nov-17 20:20:52

My train is delayed so I might miss some of the beginning. And that is making me even more pissed off than having to walk home because I will have missed my bus home.

GoingRogue Wed 08-Nov-17 20:37:38

Hola. I have a feeling they'll be heading for Cringe Central. Fingers crossed they have to wear horrible uniforms for added effect.

Dillite2 run home!

minnymoobear Wed 08-Nov-17 20:38:51

Just buying my ticket to hop on board smile
TV highlight of the week for me too

ChippingInLovesTheApprentice Wed 08-Nov-17 20:57:28

Sadly I'm still at work. Grrrrr.

I might join in if I get home before the end. If not I'll read the thread with the recoded version!

darksideofthemooncup Wed 08-Nov-17 20:58:48

Yay, opportunigoals time grin

SmilingButClueless Wed 08-Nov-17 21:03:17

How tacky is that phone?

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-Nov-17 21:05:57

Fucking hell. This is going to be a horror show.

GoingRogue Wed 08-Nov-17 21:06:34

Me. Just say me, not myself angry

NotEnoughCushions Wed 08-Nov-17 21:07:04

This should be good.

(If there is anyone visiting from S&B I don't suppose you can track down Karen's black dress?)

DancesWithOtters Wed 08-Nov-17 21:07:15

Modern Bruges? Fuck off.

dillite Wed 08-Nov-17 21:07:47

I made it!

GoingRogue Wed 08-Nov-17 21:08:47

Forgot your name change though OP! grin Glad you're home smile

wartortle Wed 08-Nov-17 21:09:04

Yay found the thread! It's the highlight of my week too. Karren's expressions particularly grin

SmilingButClueless Wed 08-Nov-17 21:09:43

The entire strategy this series appears to try to get people completely pissed.

dillite Wed 08-Nov-17 21:09:50

I read this week that Anisa shagged Andrew. She's engaged to be married!

PurplePillowCase Wed 08-Nov-17 21:10:33

I'm here.
watching with dc they will surely learn new important words

GoingRogue Wed 08-Nov-17 21:10:37

Fuck me Elizabeth is so patronising.

DancesWithOtters Wed 08-Nov-17 21:10:55

Beer. Chocolate. Beautiful architecture.

And they're doing a modern/Segway tour.

Most of Bruges is cobbled! Can segways cope with cobbles?

dillite Wed 08-Nov-17 21:12:05

GoingRogue I haven't name changed, that's my phone's username. I couldn't remember my log in details for this username so created a second account with the same name and then added a number. This way I can keep up with threads on both devices.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-Nov-17 21:12:08

I hope they have no-one with bad teeth or bladder issues on a Segway over cobbles

SmilingButClueless Wed 08-Nov-17 21:12:15

I think I would still prefer to work with Elizabeth rather than Joanna although either would probably make me quit very quickly

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Wed 08-Nov-17 21:14:30

Anisa is being dropped right in the shit

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