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Neighbours Thread - Just Say No to the Limber Ladybird

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AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 04-May-17 21:42:14

Therese - wake up and open your eyes and arms to Paul!

Run, Paige, Run!! Mark only wants you for the contents of your womb!

What is with the creepy men at the minute? Finn, Mark, Jack & Gary make my skin crawl.

woodhill Thu 04-May-17 21:58:54

Leo is a bit creepy too.

Annoying females too - Bree? Ellie, Sonya, Sheila, Xante.

AprilLudgateDwyer Thu 04-May-17 22:07:39

Jack has such creepy eyes!

The button thing was totally awks

Fl0ellafunbags Thu 04-May-17 22:11:01

After Paige's baby is born he's going to murder her and Sonya then chop her head off and replace it with Sonya's to make the perfect woman. And they'll live happily ever after with his vast collection of used engagement rings.

C0untDucku1a Thu 04-May-17 22:12:51

Jack, Finn and Mark annoy me so much.!

PensPencilsAndRulers Thu 04-May-17 22:15:55

Yay a new thread, thanks anne.
Haven't seen today's yet but I'm wondering, if the Rebecci sister in law is a police officer, what was the dodgy thing that her and Shane were up to before the rest of the family arrived?

Clawdy Thu 04-May-17 22:17:58

I used to really like Mark, but he is seriously weird now. He and Sonya would have been the most unlikely couple. Don't want him to get together with Paige though, she should be with Jack, they deserve each other!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Thu 04-May-17 22:42:15

I just can't wait for Finn's aneurysm to pop - he is such a vile individual. How very dare he plot against Susan??

KoalasAteMyHomework Thu 04-May-17 22:50:07

Vile is exactly the word to describe Finn. As someone else suggested, he'll probably have brain surgery at some point and then get a total personality transplant!

AnneEyhtMeyer Thu 04-May-17 23:10:35

Wood - yes, Leo too.

grin Flo. Unused engagement rings grin

Smidge001 Thu 04-May-17 23:14:39

But they've already done the 'brain tumour caused the bad personality' thing with Paul. Finn is just horrible full stop. I won't have it if they make him out to be nice underneath and it's the brain bulge causing all the dodgy dealings.

coz neighbours has never recycled stories before

Jack is a complete arsewipe. I can't stand him. He's so effing smarmy and self righteous, even though he's actually the most selfish, manipulative, disingenuous character in Erinsborough. And btw, how come Paige is fine about just co-parenting with him now when previously she couldn't stop being madly in love with the arsehole. twice using the word arse now. I REALLY can't stand him

I hope Paige and Mark end up together.

And Terese and Paul, obviously.

Glad dopey Brad and boring Lauren have disappeared from the credits now. And pleased to see Sonya and Toadie still shown as a couple - just got to wait that storyline out!

Surely we're still going to find out Leo and David aren't Paul's after all? I still refuse to believe they're his. Would allow for Leo and Amy to get together too. Seems a good solution to the initial cockup by the writers who didn't do enough research first time round.

MommaGee Thu 04-May-17 23:27:48

Oh I like Xanthe! Hate her parents the.

David is so.... Insipid!

childmaintenanceserviceinquiry Thu 04-May-17 23:57:54

Personally I love Terese and Gary - it is great humour! Granted Terese and Paul were perhaps better sexual chemistry.

Please can someone, anyone please, pretty please, run Finn over. He is abusive - some of the scenes with Xanthe make my skin crawl.

I would like to see Leo with Amy. I like Amy to be the normal Robinson - hard working, capable, ethical etc!

MiddleClassProblem Fri 05-May-17 08:07:11

I think the Paul plot is sticking as the fake Dee one did. Both disappointing.

MiddleClassProblem Fri 05-May-17 08:08:13

Also, Anne, you're so good at thread titles. I look forward to it each time.

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 05-May-17 09:59:57

blush Thank you Middle blush

TheNiffler Fri 05-May-17 11:54:31

No no, not Therese and Gary, Gary makes my skin crawl. Therese and Paul, and Gary can bugger off to Malaysia with Brooke to find Jessie.

MakeItStopNeville Fri 05-May-17 16:28:00

I can't stand Jack either. Dude, you're a freakin Catholic priest who took advantage of a woman who'd just crash landed in a hot air balloon and thus got her pregnant. Designer baby bags are the least of your problems!

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster Fri 05-May-17 16:36:19

Apparently in real life Gary and Brooke are dating. I think he left his wife for her. 🤢

Fl0ellafunbags Fri 05-May-17 20:35:47


I just hurt my chin when it landed on the floor.

TheWashingFairyatemyhamster Fri 05-May-17 20:49:51

Sorry, Floella. If it helps, my chin was in a similar position when I found out she's only 40 (and therefore younger than me) shock. Ouch. That Aussie sun (and the boooteeek of middle aged frumpery that wardrobe clearly shops at) certainly ages them fast!

AnneEyhtMeyer Fri 05-May-17 21:01:21

The thought of them together is yuck, for some reason.

She's only 40???? Seriously???? How can I be older than her?

LifeGame Fri 05-May-17 21:05:15

I have just figured it out! Karl was losing his grip on being the sole saviour of Erinborough Hospital, what with David, Clive and soon Xanthe. So he tried to pop off David with the ute so now he can go back to carrying the weight the whole of the Erinsborough Hospital on his shoulders again.

ComedyofTerrors Fri 05-May-17 21:19:18

David is Jimmy with a stick on beard, makes sense I suppose, given the relationship someone ought to look like someone.

Finn is a lizard person, all those weird expressions, everything from a mock Elvis lip to the lizard lips and tongue.

Wardrobe seem to have visited a closing down sale and bought up a job lot of hideous drape dresses and Sheila's more than hideous track suit.

Why did they have to call Shane's wife Dipi?

Clawdy Fri 05-May-17 21:28:33

The Gary - Brooke kidnap storyline is laughable. As if he would risk something like that, after getting his life back together, following time in jail.

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