Masterchef anyone?

[Kwackerly]

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

[PurpleDaisies]

I'm in.

I reckon it'll be honeycomb on savoury dishes.

[elephantoverthehill]

Oooh! I'm glad you have started this thread. No one I know watches it. I reckon gooseberries and sea kale will make appearances.

[Kwackerly]

I am so looking forward to this.

Cannot wait to see John's bulging eyes as the first person cocks it up.

[elephantoverthehill]

Shall we have bingo cards?

[Bombaybunty]

Count me in!

I hate beetroot. I think kale and foraged crap will be big.

[AgentProvocateur]

Looking forward to this. I have opened the wine in anticipation (and on a school night!)

[Greaterthanthesumoftheparts]

I'm in too. First bingo catch phrase can be 'plate of food'.

[PurpleDaisies]

I think "phwoargh" or "I could bury my bald head in that" from Greg.

[FiveGoMadInDorset]

Sat here waiting for it to start

[Kwackerly]

Oh yes, bingo!

Someone saying cooking is their destiny.

[elephantoverthehill]

'I could eat this all day long'.

[GrouchyKiwi]

I hope there are some stripey tomatoes (I have just discovered these) or yellow courgettes.

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

[Kwackerly]

We are go!

[troodiedoo]

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

Oh let's hope so!

Also that greg doesn't like something, but contestant gives zero fucks.

[JamesDelaneysHat]

I can feel my blood pressure rising at the sight of Greg already!!

[GrouchyKiwi]

Ooh I do love it when the contestant ignores Gregg.

[Halsall]

Hello all. I've even resurrected my old name specially for this. Evening Grouchy! Hoping Eleanora, fourquenelles et al will find us for a feast of smears, soil and foam.

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

I'm in

[fourquenelles]

What ho one and all. Am on phone so will be slow to post.

[GrouchyKiwi]

Look at the swagger on Maria. (I might call her Teeny Bop as she looks so short.)

[Davros]

Ooh, a market, not a larder. I reckon grains will be big

[Halsall]

Hail mighty fourquenelles!

[PurpleDaisies]

Wh you are they calling it a Market? Surely it's free?!

[GrouchyKiwi]

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "GREGG AND I" IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Ahem.

waves at people

[Kwackerly]

Beard neck, and teeny bop.