Advanced search

Masterchef anyone?

(1000 Posts)
Kwackerly Wed 29-Mar-17 19:39:09

If there's another thread please point me there. Otherwise who is in?

What will this year's motif be? Smears? Jus? Beetroot in everything?

PurpleDaisies Wed 29-Mar-17 19:39:44

I'm in.

I reckon it'll be honeycomb on savoury dishes.

elephantoverthehill Wed 29-Mar-17 19:42:12

Oooh! I'm glad you have started this thread. No one I know watches it. I reckon gooseberries and sea kale will make appearances.

Kwackerly Wed 29-Mar-17 19:45:20

I am so looking forward to this.

Cannot wait to see John's bulging eyes as the first person cocks it up.

elephantoverthehill Wed 29-Mar-17 19:45:44

Shall we have bingo cards?

Bombaybunty Wed 29-Mar-17 19:46:33

Count me in!

I hate beetroot. I think kale and foraged crap will be big.

AgentProvocateur Wed 29-Mar-17 19:46:48

Looking forward to this. I have opened the wine in anticipation (and on a school night!)

Greaterthanthesumoftheparts Wed 29-Mar-17 19:47:53

I'm in too. First bingo catch phrase can be 'plate of food'.

PurpleDaisies Wed 29-Mar-17 19:48:40

I think "phwoargh" or "I could bury my bald head in that" from Greg.

FiveGoMadInDorset Wed 29-Mar-17 19:48:41

Sat here waiting for it to start

Kwackerly Wed 29-Mar-17 19:50:00

Oh yes, bingo!

Someone saying cooking is their destiny.

elephantoverthehill Wed 29-Mar-17 19:57:03

'I could eat this all day long'.

GrouchyKiwi Wed 29-Mar-17 19:57:59

I hope there are some stripey tomatoes (I have just discovered these) or yellow courgettes.

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

Kwackerly Wed 29-Mar-17 20:01:29

We are go!

troodiedoo Wed 29-Mar-17 20:01:50

I also hope John sneers at Gregg a few times in the first few minutes.

Oh let's hope so! grin

Also that greg doesn't like something, but contestant gives zero fucks.

JamesDelaneysHat Wed 29-Mar-17 20:02:28

I can feel my blood pressure rising at the sight of Greg already!!

GrouchyKiwi Wed 29-Mar-17 20:03:27

Ooh I do love it when the contestant ignores Gregg.

Halsall Wed 29-Mar-17 20:03:35

Hello all. I've even resurrected my old name specially for this. Evening Grouchy! Hoping Eleanora, fourquenelles et al will find us for a feast of smears, soil and foam.

<voms quietly>

hobnobsaremyfave Wed 29-Mar-17 20:04:07

I'm in

fourquenelles Wed 29-Mar-17 20:04:08

What ho one and all. Am on phone so will be slow to post.

GrouchyKiwi Wed 29-Mar-17 20:04:21

Look at the swagger on Maria. (I might call her Teeny Bop as she looks so short.)

Davros Wed 29-Mar-17 20:04:45

Ooh, a market, not a larder. I reckon grains will be big

Halsall Wed 29-Mar-17 20:05:08

Hail mighty fourquenelles!

PurpleDaisies Wed 29-Mar-17 20:05:15

Wh you are they calling it a Market? Surely it's free?!

Kwackerly Wed 29-Mar-17 20:05:29

Beard neck, and teeny bop.

This thread is not accepting new messages.