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Unbelievable birth!

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brokenbone Mon 20-Feb-17 21:02:18

Leanne on Corrie... first baby, 30 minute labour, one push... hmm

MrsLouisTomlinson Mon 20-Feb-17 21:03:32

No umbilical cord or placenta and a baby that looks like it could start school in a couple of weeks...

Doje Mon 20-Feb-17 21:04:43

Ridiculous.

brokenbone Mon 20-Feb-17 21:04:54

And Toyahs clean hands when she phoned peter! 😂😂

hollyisalovelyname Tue 21-Feb-17 21:20:55

gringringrin
My thoughts exactly ladies.

brokenbone Wed 22-Feb-17 06:42:53

No mess in the lift, clean clothes... come on Corrie hmm

pinkieandperkie Wed 22-Feb-17 07:10:26

I was discussing this yesterday with my mum but I referred to it as a ten minute labour. I thought Leanne's hairdo held up remarkably well.

brokenbone Wed 22-Feb-17 07:23:24

It's the same with Call the Midwife (although I do love that programme) oops my waters broke, call the nuns, 10 mins later out pops a baby. In real life you're waters break, you labour slowly for what feels like forever, go to hospital, get sent home. Hang around the house for days, go back to hospital... 2 cms dilated... 3 years later, out pops baby after 3 epidurals, a pharmacy full of drugs, and a couple of hours playing the mad girl in the exorcist. I've had bowel movements that took long then Leanne's birth!

MiaowTheCat Wed 22-Feb-17 09:43:16

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