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THE VOICE Auditions Week 3! Still ***8pm*** and this week features a GB Olympic long jumper.

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Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 18:09:57

which isn't as good as Bernie Clifton, imo. Or the bloke 'Allo! 'Allo!

This week, I will try to stay awake grin But I felt much better for a decent night's sleep, so all was not lost.

Here, in case you want warning of what delights we have in store, are the songs the contestants will be singing.

David Jackson
All I Want by Kodaline

Millicent Weaver
Where Is My Mind by The Pixies

Craig Ward
She's Always A Woman by Billy Joel

April Sullivan
Barbra Streisand's Don't Rain On My Parade

Gino Eccles
Joel Cocker's You Are So Beautiful To Me

Jazmin Sawyers
Here by Alessia Cara

Hayley Eccles
Paloma Faith's Upside Down

Kevin Prone
Cinema Paradiso Love [Se] [Ennio Morricone].

That is only 8 singers we get to see properly in an hour and a half grin.

The Pixies don't feature enough on these shows.

So- see y'all later. I'm pondering alcohol.


Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 18:25:16

Step away from the alcohol Sleepyhead.

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 18:37:23

I only had 2 glassesgrin must have needed the sleep though.

My biggest problem is ,if I don't get to sleep before dh, I'm doomed, because I can't sleep over his snoring.

Can't decide whether to bother with Let it Shine. It really is such drivel. And I don't usually mind drivel.

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 19:22:13

Maybe it was Gavins serial killer soothing voice that made you nod off.

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 19:24:07

We have uk ninja something ir ither on. The Voices/JLS Marvins wife is on it (cant remember her name ) and she just stands staring at the contestants confused

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 19:24:26


Whentheshipgoesdown Sat 21-Jan-17 19:31:52

Let it shine isn't getting any better yet - but at some point surely they have to start with the TT songs and start the dance routines? Looking forward to seeing serial killer Gavlar again

Destinysdaughter Sat 21-Jan-17 19:34:56

Hi all! Been watching the live stream of the speeches at the Washington women's speech today so feeling a bit uplifted by that after the gloom of yesterday.

Looking forward to a few laughs and a bit of escapism tonight!

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 19:35:04

Gavin does have a sinister voice, doesn't he?.

I have the Shine thing on. They had a Welsh boy on. Gazza was showing off by saying the name of the longest place name. He just sounded like a knob.

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 19:37:39

when that's what I wonder, there is more to being in musical than just singing. And some if them can't even do that.

Now they have a Robbie tribute act. Even though they have said OVER AND OVER it's not a musical about Take That. It just uses the songs.

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 19:39:14

The Robbie tribute really doesn't look as much like Robbie as he thinks he does. He looks like a garden gnome.

I would be should at on the shine thread for saying that, though.

But it's true.

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 19:40:22

Shouted at

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 19:42:41

My posts are taking ages to load , at this rate I'm going to be 3 songs behind hmm

nancy75 Sat 21-Jan-17 19:44:24

Evening allgrin I have officially given up on the shit shoe shine or whatever that Barry Barlow pile of crap is called - I only have room for so much bad telly in my life and that is just a shit song too far.

nancy75 Sat 21-Jan-17 19:45:34

Hope you've had a chance to enjoy the tennis Raahh, it's looking good for the Brits down under!

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 19:50:57

Nancy- I'm loving the tennis. I've managed to watch quite a bit. I'm not a Murray fan, but I'm really thrilled for Evans at the moment. Rafa put me through it todaygrin.

Bloody hell, that last act on the Shit Show was begging for a trap door, with crocodiles.

nancy75 Sat 21-Jan-17 19:54:15

Evans did a cracking job yesterday!

If the other side gets a crocodile infested trap door I might consider watching...

Whentheshipgoesdown Sat 21-Jan-17 20:04:22

The Robbie bloke would be convincing from a distance if you were beltingly hammered. Which is probably what most of the audience for LiS will be like. They've just put through a 'Gary' as well so this 'it's not the band' sounds like crap to me. Anyway - it's serial killer o'clock now

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 20:05:05

April is annoying me already

NoisyBrain Sat 21-Jan-17 20:05:56

Evening all, back for more punishment!

Raahh I would LOVE it if one week someone had a stab at Debaser grin

nancy75 Sat 21-Jan-17 20:06:12

Does this woman know she isn't 5 years old?

Raahh Sat 21-Jan-17 20:06:16

Yy, April is annoying me already too.

This is going to be very ''Glee'.

squoosh Sat 21-Jan-17 20:06:18

Fuck, this one makes Bonnie Langford seem like PJ Harvey.

Evenin' all.

Cocolepew Sat 21-Jan-17 20:06:50


NoisyBrain Sat 21-Jan-17 20:07:08

OK, not loving Showtunes April.

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