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Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:27

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:30

Impressive linguistic skills four

Courtesy of Google Translate? Grin

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:30

Thanks four.
I am old. This food doesn't excite me at all

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:30
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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:31

Google is my friend Slaughter Grin

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:31

Hate fennel!

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:31

Thanks, four.

Ellie looks crushed at the small criticism.

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:32

Ellie/y thinks it's wank!

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2016 20:35

£365! So by Norwegian standards it's like Macky ds?
Big? Fucking hell.
Cmon gaz lad. He's embraced the wankery for sure.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:36

Ayine else here yet?

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:36

Great - loads of us!

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:37

So Medusa Hair plus clams wins the day!

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Wordsaremything · 21/12/2016 20:37

Yay wee gee!

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Footle · 21/12/2016 20:37

Who is topknot boyo ? Did I miss something ?

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:38

My word - that is a very glamorous lady chef - I would have been sweating like a horse.

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:38

Right I am over here full time now

Fermented bleurgh.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:38

Jesus wept! They eat anything there, don't they?

Rotted trout? Have they never heard of a fridge?

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:39

Jesus wept. Cold dill soup and rotten fish. That's like a punishment menu.

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fourquenelles · 21/12/2016 20:39

My god what wankery this is with the tweezer shit

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:39

He's not really selling this food to me. "Left for months and months till it basically rots."

Elly and Gary are streets ahead of Matt. So he'll probably win.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:39

I think Ellie's face belies her words.

I thought she was going to be sick

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BrioLover · 21/12/2016 20:40

I'm new to this thread. But avid Masterchef watcher.

REINDEER HEART?!

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Gardencentregroupie · 21/12/2016 20:40

I thought that too slaughter

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GrinchyKiwi · 21/12/2016 20:40

Grated reindeer heart. VOMIT.

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TheSlaughterOfHerodificado · 21/12/2016 20:40

Oh God NOOOOOO!

What are they THINKING?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 21/12/2016 20:41

Apparently so Slaughter. Boakitty boak.

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