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Masterchef 2016 Semi final Maaemo Shhmaaemo

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fourquenelles Wed 21-Dec-16 20:27:37

Samles rundt mine venner og unngå rollmops

Shining new thread

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:30:07

Impressive linguistic skills four

Courtesy of Google Translate? grin

Wordsaremything Wed 21-Dec-16 20:30:47

Thanks four.
I am old. This food doesn't excite me at all



Gardencentregroupie Wed 21-Dec-16 20:30:49

<tosses a few hand dived flower petals around thread>

fourquenelles Wed 21-Dec-16 20:31:21

Google is my friend Slaughter grin

Wordsaremything Wed 21-Dec-16 20:31:32

Hate fennel!

GrinchyKiwi Wed 21-Dec-16 20:31:56

Thanks, four.

Ellie looks crushed at the small criticism.

Gardencentregroupie Wed 21-Dec-16 20:32:28

Ellie/y thinks it's wank!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow Wed 21-Dec-16 20:35:30

£365! So by Norwegian standards it's like Macky ds?
Big? Fucking hell.
Cmon gaz lad. He's embraced the wankery for sure.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:36:08

Ayine else here yet?

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:36:22

Great - loads of us!

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:37:09

So Medusa Hair plus clams wins the day!

Wordsaremything Wed 21-Dec-16 20:37:19

Yay wee gee!

Footle Wed 21-Dec-16 20:37:41

Who is topknot boyo ? Did I miss something ?

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:38:07

My word - that is a very glamorous lady chef - I would have been sweating like a horse.

fourquenelles Wed 21-Dec-16 20:38:40

Right I am over here full time now

Fermented bleurgh.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:38:49

Jesus wept! They eat anything there, don't they?

Rotted trout? Have they never heard of a fridge?

Gardencentregroupie Wed 21-Dec-16 20:39:11

Jesus wept. Cold dill soup and rotten fish. That's like a punishment menu.

fourquenelles Wed 21-Dec-16 20:39:20

My god what wankery this is with the tweezer shit

GrinchyKiwi Wed 21-Dec-16 20:39:29

He's not really selling this food to me. "Left for months and months till it basically rots."

Elly and Gary are streets ahead of Matt. So he'll probably win.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:39:45

I think Ellie's face belies her words.

I thought she was going to be sick

BrioLover Wed 21-Dec-16 20:40:41

I'm new to this thread. But avid Masterchef watcher.


Gardencentregroupie Wed 21-Dec-16 20:40:45

I thought that too slaughter

GrinchyKiwi Wed 21-Dec-16 20:40:46

Grated reindeer heart. VOMIT.

TheSlaughterOfHerodificado Wed 21-Dec-16 20:40:46


What are they THINKING?

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