Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

[FancyFancy]

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[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

[FluffylovesAramis]

Thanks for doing the new thread Fancy. You even managed to include a classic wench fuck-up right at the end. Excellent work 👍

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

[Badders123]

Alright?

[Badders123]

Well
Hello new thread

[LetUsPrey]

Evening wenches.



My plot discussion extends to "where did those cooking pots come from and then go to" in Knight Takes Queen, and why is Aramis wearing so many clothes, and why does Aramis not speak Spanish more often (although that's more a general request than a plot point).

DH is annoying me. A lot. So I'm going to stare at the pretty pictures, including TB's nice eyes, but mostly at Aramis.

[LetUsPrey]

Oh and I loved Milady's earrings in Saturday's episode and I want them.

[Badders123]

Well, I'm avoiding my mother ATM 😡😞 so I will join you in the looking at the pretty 😜
I have zero enthusiasm for the rest of the series if I'm honest wenches - sad but there you go.
What SHALL we perve over next!?

Hahahahaha
You didn't all think you were getting away from me, just because it's the last series, did you?
Ha hahahahaha
Sadly for GofT wenches that's not back til summer next year
Poldark? Didn't watch the first series...
I hear rumours of a BBC les mis series...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Lovely new thread ty fancy

[Badders123]

Letus...I have perfected that look :)

[LetUsPrey]

S'about bloody time you put yourself first Badderz.

Perving opportunities? Well, I'm never short of those TBH . I've no doubt I shall shortly be developing a keen interest in swimming and gymnastics. Poldark's a definite for me. Right now though tennis player Dustin wants to help me demonstrate his preferred grip

[LetUsPrey]

Is it tomorrow you find out about the job Madame?

[FluffylovesAramis]

LetUs your plot discussion is perfectly adequate. Nothing more detailed than that is required. Ever.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

It is letus. for remembering!

[Badders123]

Good luck Madame X
Letus...is he the tall, lanky one?
I've been watching the GofT finale again as it disappears from now tv today 😞 Woe is me!
Have managed to get my brother watching series 1 - I will get him addicted yet! Mwahahahahaha
Letus...I feel bad, but hey, I mostly always feel bad about something so this week I'm doing what I want and that means not seeing her.
I will hopefully get to see my new nephew tomorrow as they came home today :)
Off to hospital for me tomorrow for this sleep study thingy. Then back weds to take the probe (?) back

[Badders123]

I do like it when aramis speaks Spanish
In fact lets have a fave character "thing"
Aramis - when he speaks Spanish and looks anguished in churches
Dog - running. Fuck me he looks good when he runs
Porthos - laughing and fighting. He looks good doing both
Athos - the sullen leaning™, the snark™, the witty one liners, fighty athos™, sexy corn field athos, "on your knees".....

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Ooh good call bads.

Aramis when he puts things in his mouth.

[Badders123]

No Madame!
You have to do it for all of them!
🙄

[LetUsPrey]

He is indeed Badderz - tall, lanky, dreds, tongue piercing, tattoo

Excellent idea.

Athos - snark, exasperation
Porthos - agree re the laughing, particularly whilst fighting
Dog - oh my yes with the running. Also Stern Dog.
Aramis - walking, talking, putting things in his mouth, smiling, fighting, being cross, shouting, swaggering, The Stare, kissing, whispering, holding babies, singing to babies, being drunk, smiling, laughing - just off the top of my head

[FluffylovesAramis]

Aramis when he shouts at people....
See pic

[LetUsPrey]

Aramis - being blindfolded, being tied up

[FancyFancy]

Thank you wenches and particularly for fluff for noticing my fuck up in the op deliberate nod to Tav tradition

Good luck for tomorrow madame

badders that is an inspired idea . Although I'm struggling to top letus's list tbh. here's my effort:

Athos : when being snarky
Porthos : throwing things in fights
Dog : topless
Aramis : whenever he's on screen HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO CHOOSE? Oh if I must - when making a smutty joke when flirting
Trev : Being The Boss

[LetUsPrey]

Ooooo Trev - yy to shouting and also punching people.

[FancyFancy]

And to answer the perving opportunities question, I'm in for Poldark too and will be glued to the Olympics. And the cycling. There's the dirty doctor in Ripper Street. Sniper Tim in Justified, and Raylan when he takes his shirt off. And my current obsession, since watching the Glastonbury coverage, is the bassist from Muse.

Mmmmmm thighs..........And the trousers are very snug across the arse too