GAME OF THRONES - S6E9 BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS 2AM ONWARDS SPOILERS/THEORIES ETC ENTER AT PERIL

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THIS THREAD IS FOR THE EPISODE TITLED BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS

FIRST UK SHOWING 2AM 20/6/16

SPOILERS

ARE

COMING

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO ASK IF SANSA IS MARRIED TO TYRION OR RAMSEY?

WE SAY THAT MIGHT RESOLVE ITSELF THIS WEEK!

WARNING THAT MANY OF US HAVE READ THE BOOKS AND DISCUSS PLOTS CHARACTERS AND BACKSTORIES THAT HAVE YET TO APPEAR/MAY NOT APPEAR IN THE SHOW

AND WHAT DO WE SAY TO THOSE WHO COME TO THIS THREAD THEN COMPLAIN THERE ARE SPOILERS???

WE SAY NOT TODAY!!!!

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Middle?

Are you there Middle?

I has the snacks!

Cold pizza?

I have altered the OP to reflect the fact that we do talk about the books.

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Domino's??

Morning Every

Just pouring two glasses of wine.... coffee may be more apt. Did not drop off as too excited. Gona be like a Walker at work zzzzz

If you lose me during this (zzz) don't bring me back....

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Papa Johns - it's not as nice.

HERE WE GO!

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Keep the lid on the box... too excited to eat. Or sleep.

The game is on!

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OOOO We have Meeren. So it's not all BastardBowl

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Im sensing the need for Drogon....

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Right on cue...

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OK - this is BADASS

And Cinema worthy

Obviously their Emmys/Globes episode

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And breathe.....

For a moment I thought she was going to torch all those ships, which would be silly.

Very satisfying. The dragons are in place. The ships are ready. Westeros calls!

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Oh Ramsay... I do love your boo hiss script....

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Sansa knows the reality with Rickon...

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Ha ha sour goat's milk. Ill have a pint....

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How is Jon naive enough to think that salvaging Rickon is anything more than a Hail Mary??


SHIRRREEEEEEEEN

Hang on? Where the fuck did Theon/Yara spring from?

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They're going wholly-unnecessary-purely-for-reasons-of-Thrones-porn-lady -loving with Dany and Yara aren't they?

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Ha I wondered that too re Theon

Yara and Dany sitting in a Weirwood tree.....

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That's some amazing rowing they've done.

Poor old Gendry is probably back were he started originally at this rate

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Davos has finally clicked

Dany would be wise to Les it up

Jon may be screwed 😟

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Ramsey, you glorious bastard....

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Rickon!!!!

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Fuck me this is tense

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OH COME ON!

KNEW IT

BUT STILL LIKE

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😳

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Inevitable. So close Jon....

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Holy shit, dude 😱

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They need a miracle