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Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 14:09:03

Too much FAF.....
<melts>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 14:09:44

But we're not complaining... grin

MLGs Wed 18-May-16 14:29:51

Lovely new thread Helen! It's beautiful.

MLGs Wed 18-May-16 14:30:42

Just putting up some decorations....

Badders123 Wed 18-May-16 14:37:35

Nice.
But needs a little something....

Ah...that's better smile

DartsTart Wed 18-May-16 14:40:47

I Cannot leave this on the old thread .......

DartsTart Wed 18-May-16 14:41:13

And this thread is looking so pretty already and can ONLY get better ..........

JaneElk Wed 18-May-16 14:41:16

This new thread is absolutely delicious Helen, so delicious in fact I want to cover him it in squirty cream and chocolate sauce.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 14:42:10

<Composes self...>
Welcome one and all the another thread of increasingly excited perving appreciation of the BBC Musketeers - coming to your screens on Saturday 28th at 9:30pm
<flails>

Handy hints for bemused lurkers:

- As ever, pull up a bar stool and Mother Superior will pour you a drink.
- The whisky on the bar is for VIPs, so if you drink it, then refill the tumblers.
- If you sit on the chaise and get stuck, we suggest peeling yourself off and burning the cover before re-upholstering in pauldron blue.
- Do not go down into the dungeon. Really. Don't. Unless you want to.
- The hay in the hayloft is changed whenever the inhabitants can be bothered - do not use the pitchfork up there unless you are sure no-one's still asleep/unconcious/hungover/or otherwise occupied in there.
- No not take exploding Athos into the hayloft if you intend to trigger an explosion. Or do, but make sure you rebuild afterwards.
- There is a trough and well outside for anyone needing a wash - there is also a mythical hot tub somewhere.
- The Wall is regularly and enthusiastically tested for structural soundness for those who are that way inclined.
- The Tavern gets cleaned sporadically.
- Flouncing is laughed at.
- Swearing is expected.
- Perving is required.
- No doilies are allowed.
- Pearls may be cast before swine, but not clutched.
- Perspective should be retained.

The Plot does not exist, therefore should not be discussed except in emergencies.

All for one; one for all; and free-for-all.
(unless you are on the Aramis Rota in which case you are more civilised than the Athos scrum which uses pointy elbows and any other weapon to hand.)

JaneElk Wed 18-May-16 14:43:01

Soo....that's two semi-naked Musketeers already and we're only on the first page....

<crosses EVERYTHING>

<uncrosses legs>

JaneElk Wed 18-May-16 14:43:49

Oh Helen, you're so organised. grin

<covers Helen in squirty cream and chocolate sauce>

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 14:46:15

<throws self at Elk Athos> grin

ApricotCrush Wed 18-May-16 14:48:43

Thanks Helen. Love the handy hints. grin

JaneElk Wed 18-May-16 14:57:17

My God no wonder that man has been wanting to wear a bit of leather for years....LOOK AT DAT ASS!!!! ^^

JaneElk Wed 18-May-16 15:02:57

and here we are already

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 15:11:42

Or this variety.....

DartsTart Wed 18-May-16 15:18:18

Thanks Helen for the reminder on the Tav rules ...... Squirts more cream / chocolate and decorates with peaches .........

Speaking of semi naked muskies ...I have laminated seen a pic of DOG naked in a bath - you can almost see his cock ....... I shall therefore be found in the alleged hot tub with him .....

MLGs Wed 18-May-16 15:22:45

I think fluff's picture should come across too, despite any rule breaking....

MLGs Wed 18-May-16 15:23:16

Too beautiful for any p 38 surely.

JacobFryesTopHatLackey Wed 18-May-16 15:34:14

I love the rules. I wasn't aware there were any, but I love them all. And I love this new thread.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Wed 18-May-16 15:49:45

Who said we had rules? <slaps tart - oh that was fun - slaps Tart again> We have hints and agreements. grin

Of course, if we did have rules they'd all need to be broken because that's what rules are for. <PA head tilt>

<still misses Norah>

FluffylovesAramis Wed 18-May-16 16:05:42

Oh here you are! Everything makes sense now grin

Lyndie Wed 18-May-16 16:09:37

Love the pretty. Lyndie here, primed and ready. grin

FancyFancy Wed 18-May-16 16:25:39

Do we have room for a classic in amongst all the new pretty? Lovely new thread helen thanks <smooches>

FancyFancy Wed 18-May-16 16:27:56

<facepalm>
My first fuck up on the new thread.

<--- the classic

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