Swagger Inn Thread 130 - BBC Musketeers Incoming<ylt>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Too much FAF.....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

But we're not complaining...

[MLGs]

Lovely new thread Helen! It's beautiful.

[MLGs]

Just putting up some decorations....

[Badders123]

Nice.
But needs a little something....



Ah...that's better :)

[DartsTart]

I Cannot leave this on the old thread .......

[DartsTart]

And this thread is looking so pretty already and can ONLY get better ..........

[JaneElk]

This new thread is absolutely delicious Helen, so delicious in fact I want to cover him it in squirty cream and chocolate sauce.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Welcome one and all the another thread of increasingly excited perving appreciation of the BBC Musketeers - coming to your screens on Saturday 28th at 9:30pm


Handy hints for bemused lurkers:

• As ever, pull up a bar stool and Mother Superior will pour you a drink.
  
• The whisky on the bar is for VIPs, so if you drink it, then refill the tumblers.
  
• If you sit on the chaise and get stuck, we suggest peeling yourself off and burning the cover before re-upholstering in pauldron blue.
  
• Do not go down into the dungeon. Really. Don't. Unless you want to.
  
• The hay in the hayloft is changed whenever the inhabitants can be bothered - do not use the pitchfork up there unless you are sure no-one's still asleep/unconcious/hungover/or otherwise occupied in there.
  
• No not take exploding Athos into the hayloft if you intend to trigger an explosion. Or do, but make sure you rebuild afterwards.
  
• There is a trough and well outside for anyone needing a wash - there is also a mythical hot tub somewhere.
  
• The Wall is regularly and enthusiastically tested for structural soundness for those who are that way inclined.
  
• The Tavern gets cleaned sporadically.
  
• Flouncing is laughed at.
  
• Swearing is expected.
  
• Perving is required.
  
• No doilies are allowed.
  
• Pearls may be cast before swine, but not clutched.
  
• Perspective should be retained.
  

The Plot does not exist, therefore should not be discussed except in emergencies.

All for one; one for all; and free-for-all.
(unless you are on the Aramis Rota in which case you are more civilised than the Athos scrum which uses pointy elbows and any other weapon to hand.)

[JaneElk]

Soo....that's two semi-naked Musketeers already and we're only on the first page....

[JaneElk]

Oh Helen, you're so organised.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

[ApricotCrush]

Thanks Helen. Love the handy hints.

[JaneElk]

My God no wonder that man has been wanting to wear a bit of leather for years....LOOK AT DAT ASS!!!! ^^

[JaneElk]

and here we are already

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Or this variety.....

[DartsTart]

Thanks Helen for the reminder on the Tav rules ...... Squirts more cream / chocolate and decorates with peaches .........

Speaking of semi naked muskies ...I have laminated seen a pic of DOG naked in a bath - you can almost see his cock ....... I shall therefore be found in the alleged hot tub with him .....

[MLGs]

I think fluff's picture should come across too, despite any rule breaking....

[MLGs]

Too beautiful for any p 38 surely.

[JacobFryesTopHatLackey]

I love the rules. I wasn't aware there were any, but I love them all. And I love this new thread.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Who said we had rules? We have hints and agreements.

Of course, if we did have rules they'd all need to be broken because that's what rules are for.

[FluffylovesAramis]

Oh here you are! Everything makes sense now

[Lyndie]

Love the pretty. Lyndie here, primed and ready.

[FancyFancy]

Do we have room for a classic in amongst all the new pretty? Lovely new thread helen thanks

[FancyFancy]

My first fuck up on the new thread.

[FluffylovesAramis]

There's always room for a classic Fancy. Especially that one.