Celeb Big Bro Thread 9 - Keeping it real with fake tan, fake tears, fake relationships, fake death, and now a fake pregnancy!

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

What will happen to the designer vagina when the fake baby arrives?

[Only1scoop]

[Only1scoop]

Back o' the net

[SoleBizzz]

Oi lol x ☺

[SoleBizzz]

Anne [grin love it

[AnyFucker]

heh

[Christinayangstwistedsista]

The hair is fucking frazzled!

[dilbert19912]

Hi there

[StilaOnTheWrongPlane]

Evening All
(Sat bolt upright , taking no chances on nodding off)

[ShellyF]

Hello,on time tonight

[BlackCelebration]

Nice one Scoop. Can't beat a good face mask and shiny new nails

[ShellyF]

I am tired too,Stila

[ShellyF]

You were quick off the Mark,scoop

[SoleBizzz]

Lol Stila.

I'm tired too tonight Shelly.

[SoleBizzz]

Stop rubbing it in Shelly. Scoop will pay.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

I'm going to get my wine, nibbles and have a pee.

[Only1scoop]

Anne done us proud again with the hilarious title....

If you're not published you should be

[ShellyF]

Do you think we will makes BOTS,Sole?

[Scoose]

So Gemma thinks she's pregnant but it's only took her 3 weeks to decide this? When she's up for eviction! Hmm

[SoleBizzz]

More than likely Shelly. I'm a bit of a night owl. I'll be wide awake. How about you?

[StilaOnTheWrongPlane]

Well after my mammoth (nearly) 14 hrs sleep last night , I'll be awake for BOTS , live feed and still sat here ( bolt upright) for James Martin

[SoleBizzz]

Stila could you come round and do my housework afterwards?

[Only1scoop]

I've got Olives Hummous .....pittas.... And a bag of cadburys snow balls which I have stolen from dd Christmas chocolate stash.

[GoofyIsACow]

The hair will be frazzled after giving birth to a phantom baby...

What a fecking muppet!

[GoofyIsACow]

I promised DS1 he could watch star wars until the end and it hasn't bloody finished yet, Vader has just yelled 'noooooooooooo'

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

If I watched less crap telly I might find the time to write, scoop!