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OITNB: AIBU to have developed a crush on ....

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CalebWomble Sat 18-Jul-15 22:27:48

.... Caputo???

That moustache!

SuzanneCrazyEyes Sat 18-Jul-15 23:06:11


CalebWomble Sun 19-Jul-15 00:29:58

Damn, I feared as much. But I love his hairy chest when he's fucking the Fig!

AnotherEmma Sun 19-Jul-15 00:39:03

The Caputo-Fig fuck scenes are so skin-crawling wrong that I fail to understand how either of them could possibly come off as remotely attractive.
So, YA obviously BU.
[Where's a "nauseous" face when you need it?! Or is this where I type <boak>?!]

CalebWomble Sun 19-Jul-15 00:52:46

I know this all really. What do you think's wrong with me?

AnotherEmma Sun 19-Jul-15 00:56:28

Assuming you're a straight woman: Maybe watching too much OITNB - with all the amazing female characters and no hot male characters to perv on?!
My prescription would be to balance watching OITNB with other TV that has actual hot men wink

Roobix04 Sun 19-Jul-15 00:59:41

I always find mens jawlines attractive when they're kissing someone. Doesn't matter who they are I just think it's hot. Maybe your crush is kinda like that. You've seen him have sex now so you've noticed him.

AnotherEmma Sun 19-Jul-15 01:01:15

eg The Fall with Jamie Dornan - he plays a serial killer but the character is still more appealing than Caputo!
or Game of Thrones which has a good selection of hot men, if you don't mind all the violence against women and girls sad (I do mind that but still watch as I enjoy everything else, and there are some badass female characters / moments)

CalebWomble Sun 19-Jul-15 01:04:54

Emma, I think you're right, and what wise advice!

That's a relief. I've just finished series 3, so I guess it'll wear off. I need to find something properly pervworthy to watch next.

Roobix04 Sun 19-Jul-15 01:05:08

Try Outlander. There's a very sexy man in that.

Roobix04 Sun 19-Jul-15 01:05:47

Although I have called dibs

kormachameleon Sun 19-Jul-15 01:06:42

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fackinell Sun 19-Jul-15 01:24:56

YABU. But then my ideal man is Phil Dunphy...confused

FortyCoats Sun 19-Jul-15 01:38:45

Yuck envy <<vom face>>

I'm bi so lots of characters to crush on but even if I wasn't I just couldn't get my head round caputo (pun intended grin)

Verdict: yabu

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 11:02:09

Could be worse,you could be having naughty dreams about Healy blush .

Floundering Sun 19-Jul-15 11:25:01

Or Pornstache < double boak>

CalebWomble Sun 19-Jul-15 11:36:19

Fay! Is that a confession? shock You poor thing! grin

AnotherEmma Sun 19-Jul-15 12:01:22

HEALY?! shock grin

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 15:49:29

He invades my dreams and does some very interesting wink stuff. I have no attraction to him whatsoever, but according to my subconscious hes a filthy demon. I must say I wake up in a good mood grin .

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 15:51:42

I blame it on being old and menopausal and quite possibly being driven round the twist by three teenagers and a seven year old.

blondegirl73 Sun 19-Jul-15 15:54:19

I'm a straight woman and I see to have developed a crush on Alex. Have taken to wearing my glasses more often so I can look like her.

I adore OITNB.

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 16:26:03

I do have a big thing for Cesar.

I have to say I love how this series developed,especially the friendship between Boo and Penn. I did like the flashback of Caputo and Rosa was there.

CalebWomble Sun 19-Jul-15 16:39:23

Yeah, I used to have a bit of a thing for Alex, but, like Piper, I now prefer the Aussie girl grin

Adore Boo in a very platonic fashion.

Cesar? Healy? I feel much better about Caputo now!

And yes, I had a little gulp at Rosa's appearance.

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 16:46:17

Hey Healy is not by choice OK?grin blush
I wonder what will happen to Alex in the next series. I wonder if the tear Flacka has is for the boy who died. The Norma thing was the only low point I felt.

FayKorgasm Sun 19-Jul-15 16:48:14

Cesar looks like Dh except for the tattoos.

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