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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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icemistOBE · 02/06/2015 07:27

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
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SoEverybodyDance · 02/06/2015 12:41

First!

SoEverybodyDance · 02/06/2015 12:41

Sorry...

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 12:46

:)

BK28 · 02/06/2015 12:48

Morning all! Love it thread 19!! Have to agree re the loo ladies, get a life or actually visit places where you come back from them appreciating decent porcelain! Then you would see how idiotic you all are!! I'm a Scout have used any a porta pot or poo pit!! No brushes or bleach involved there!

SoEverybodyDance · 02/06/2015 12:56

Bravo BK Seems like there are some well qualified ladies here to make an honest rebuttal

Sorry, don't know what's got into me this morning... I better go to the allotment to get myself sorted...

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 13:26

Ooh, BK, I hate those compost loos, they terrify me! Completely ridiculous phobia but there you go! Hiding behind a tree though ... yep, can do that! In fact, once in a very long traffic jam on the M11, had to hide behind a bush. DH couldn't believe it and was very embarrassed - don't know why, there wasn't anyone there we knew! ... but we'd not moved for 5 hours!!

I had a look at that thread ... it got very heated in parts!! Anywaaaaay .....!

orphan · 02/06/2015 13:38

nickel whose bush exactly did you hide behind? Pity I wasn't around; I could have given you great cover.

orphan · 02/06/2015 13:43

Have to confess though I am slightly 'anal', for want of a better word, about loos. I'm still scarred by a horrific incident in a grotty petrol station toilet where I ended up peeing all down my legs in a desperate attempt not to sit on the loo seat (and cos I'd been holding it in for ages, there was rather a lot of pee). Dp wasn't too impressed when I waddled back to the car...

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 13:46

In fact, I happen to know that orph used to moonlight as Toilet Bush Cover back in 1978 when the old leotard got a tad too baggy for competitive sports. At least that's what I assumed the queue of East German Hammer Throwers were lining up to do...

orphan · 02/06/2015 13:47

And I won't tell you about the incident in a French old style squat loo when I was 8 months pregnant and roughly the size of that pic of woof at the wedding.

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 13:49

Don't know why that was traumatic orph - when you get to my age you can't always MAKE IT to the grotty petrol station loo before its dribbling down your leg. Thank God for elasticated ankles on leggings - good soak age dispenser

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 13:50

...or even soak away dispenser (blimmin predictive text)

orphan · 02/06/2015 13:52

No, woof those hammer throwers had signed up for what they took to be a safari-style holiday: A thrilling tour through the Bush. Despite it being slightly different to what they'd expected, I can guarantee they saw all the big ones.

orphan · 02/06/2015 13:54

But this wasn't 'dribble' woof - it pooled in my shoes...

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 13:58

I expect there was plenty of fur flying too orph and it must've been like finding King Tuts Tomb once they'd hacked through all that undergrowth with their machetes

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 13:59

Why dya think I stick with Crocs? Easily rinsed under a running tap or nearby river...

Rhubarb01 · 02/06/2015 13:59

Hello thread 19. Got to laugh firstly at what the loo brush ladies would make of your confessions woof and orphan although presumably because they don't involve loo paper or a brush it's OK. Secondly, it's ironic that the thread above the 'Loo Etiquette' on discussions of the day is 'Smell the Roses' - clearly not!

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 14:03

Forgot to confirm the honour that is my LOLS award has indeed been inked on my person. Unfortunately no more room on the icebergs due to the Olympic Rings and full-faced figure of dear Ian Ogilvy, so I opted for across the buttocks. Of course I saved a few quid on lettering as the 'O' was already in situ

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 14:04

orph next time I'm likely to be in a traffic jam, I'll take you with me :)
Was just thinking, any new Ozzies joining this in the hope of talking about OG are going to be .. umm ... what's the word ... amazed, yep, that's it! Shame SPO doesn't have another chapter to do, imagine what he could do with this (get writing SPO!)

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 14:04

Why didnt that ^ work?!?!?

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 14:05

woof

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 14:06

Seem to be stuck in the toilet/bum/lady garden activities today for some reason - damn and blast that loo cleaning thread for diverting attention

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orphan · 02/06/2015 14:09

I expect the position you took up for the tattoing was very similar to the touch your toes limbering exercises you used as warm ups for the Olympics woof?

cjwoofwoof · 02/06/2015 14:12

Well we had to get the sizing of the L, L and S to match, obviously, and found that actually capitals were required...in bold...in order to correspond nicely with the O

Nickel45 · 02/06/2015 14:16

No, stop it, not good images for lunch time ...

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