Swagger Inn. Thread 81. BBC Musketeers. Anything stuck in your teeth Aramis?

[Lyndie]

All welcome to discuss BBC Musketeers. If we ever get to see them again due to the sodding rugby

[Lyndie]

Soup not God.

[FolknNorah]

Excellent.

[FancyFancy]

norah, what have you done to Porthos, he looks done in?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Marks place.

Suspects Chaise was imagining an Elk thread

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

ha ha and I thought it was an independent thread started by someone else who had noticed the same awkward moment.

[FolknNorah]

Yeah, I needed some thing to soothe my throat. He's better now though look.

[chaiselounger]

sorry lyndie. nice one.

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Well this has got to be here, given the title and to save me constantly having to refer back to the previous thread

[FolknNorah]

The other thing they could have done with there is to have him wipe his mouth on the back of his sleeve.

[Baddz]

Soup not God.
My new mantra.
:)

[Lyndie]

Norah the beard hygiene doesn't bear thinking about!!!

[chaiselounger]

none if you are a patch on Mrsb for her detective skills, if you can't even find the elk thread!!

[LaComtess]

So.

I had the best yet Tom sex dream.

It was all based at the carols. I turned up late and just opened the church door to find Tom coming out laden with various present bags given to him by other people. Cue Hollywood style bump and drop of the bags. And then as he's trying to pick up the bags he mistakenly touches my knee. In a very hot way.

Then swirly swirly dream link and we are chatting over large glasses of wine in what looked like Claridges. I knock over the wine onto his trousers. He said he didn't give a fuck. I said 'what a shame' and then swirly whirly it merged into pretty much a repeat performance of 37000 but with some memorably good hard wall fucking at the end. He bit my neck. I bit his lip. I also scratched his face with my engagement ring by mistake. Oops. Hussy Comtess. I'm sure mr C wouldn't mind. .

It was VERY lifelike.

I have been thinking about it most of the day and conclude that next Christmas I really WILL have to go carolling. Come. What. May.

[LaComtess]

Oh and ....

#i am Wales

[ApricotCrush]

Ah, hello new thread. Thanks Lyndie.

He's not happy about the rugby!

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

Can I repeat my request to Adrian on this thread too - just to say hello so we can all tell you that we know you know & we know that was for us & you should know that WLY^

And also - keep coming back cos we can save you a frigging fortune in focus groups

[MavisGrind]

Place marking and Original Athos Sex Face posting

[FolknNorah]

But, to add to sparkwrse'szses post, please do remember that I was the ONLY FUCKER WHO NOTICED.
And I never got my Porthos word cup thingy because, well, engerland are fucking shit.

In fact, you owe me.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Hello. dot com. Which thread are we using? Or was elks thread just a general "protest to the bbc" thread?

[FancyFancy]

I love all the random touches in the dreams - karaoke, tartan boxers etc.

that would've been good norah, I bet if he gets another post coital scene with her & wipes his mouth, everyone will spot it

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

I will nudge DS1 & shout at the telly

[SparklesRedHotChileLeather]

I bet that's Team Aramis' quota for this series though.... But I guess it had to be the shiny chin reference after the pages & pages of discussion in here

So...do we have any requests for Adrian yet for S3? He's gotta be starting to write the early ones soon....

Up against a wall please

[FolknNorah]

I want to see water running down and off Porthos'sezwsszs body, from his head all the way down....

[FolknNorah]

Yes fancy EVEN THE SPYING FENCHES. THAT IS FAKE WENCH TO YOUS LOT. OOOOOOOOOKAYYY??

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I'll be trying to follow this thread but don't hold your breaths . so who wants to shag roquefort? I have some celery sticks and red chickory!