X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

[dillite]

Goodness me. Just when you thought that that song couldn't be any worse, the x-factor proves me wrong.

[wellnowthenmardybum]

They've managed to make this song even more unbearable

[Raahh]

Please let Clunt go home

[wellnowthenmardybum]

X-post dillite.... great minds think alike

[Raahh]

Oh deary deary me!

[dillite]

Someone make it stop, please! My ears can't take this any more.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I think it's the best group mime so far this season. But it's a very low bar.

[RudolphUcker]

Proper Band Aid? As in feeeeeed the world?

[LittleBairn]

Oh lucky me I just missed the group song.

[dillite]

Do telly addicts threads get deleted after a while?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Single-felled organisms are gambolling over the bar marked 'best group mime on xfactor 2014' as we speak.

[dillite]

Clunt will be out tonight. And probably Heeeeyyyy Noooow, Heeeeyyyyyy Nooooowwwww.

[Raahh]

Proper Band Aid- the 30th anniversary version.

Probably not all the singers in person, though. Probably just a video.

[Awks]

My nose is bleeding from the excitement of seeing the new Band Aid single.

[LittleBairn]

I think they probably get bumped out after about a year or two.

[TheFairyCaravan]

I was trying to knit, follow the thread and watch the TV. I dropped a stitch so I'll finish my knitting after,

[LittleBairn]

That was to dilite most of is lot will be bumped off our TV by Christmas never to hear of again.

[RudolphUcker]

Ooo, really? Gosh. Will Bono spit the dummy over not getting the best bits again?

[Raahh]

Hey-Now was rubbish

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I suspect a clunt/stevi sing off. And stevi going home.

Although the cbeebies house band may be down there.

[LittleBairn]

Oh fairy I feel your dropped stitch pain I dropped a whole lot of them yesterday when I broke a knitting needle in bed.

[Raahh]

Rudy- I can't remember who is in it- the Wandies are, and Ellie Goulding. The 'Cream of British pop' or some other tabloid sound bite.

[RudolphUcker]

Cbeebies HB are popular with the smalls. As one might expect

[dillite]

I just imagine there to be a half-empty thread graveyard somewhere in mumsnet tower servers.

[squoosh]

I hate them all. Someone please arrange it so the stage opens up and swallows them all into the fiery pits.