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Why have we stopped talking about Hollyoaks??

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KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 07-Nov-14 14:04:30


There's going to be a train crash next week.


It will be awesome. The trailer is chilling.

I am VERY excited! Got theories and everything.

Why is no one discussing it?? WHY??

<stamps feet>

JazzAnnNonMouse Fri 07-Nov-14 15:48:51

I can keep up with it. Miss 3 episodes and 5 people are dead in a huge accident there's a serial killer on the loose 2 people have been put in prison 4 babies have been born 17 fights have happened someone's in court everyone's sleeping with someone other than they're partner and Nancy is nearly dead again.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 07-Nov-14 16:25:08

Nancy's not dead...

She just has really bad hair.

JazzAnnNonMouse Fri 07-Nov-14 18:06:02

I can't keep up with it so havnt bothered watching as id need a complete run down of what's happened to get back in the loop.
What's Nancys hair like?

EatShitDezza Fri 07-Nov-14 18:07:49

I'm bored of it. I have 7 episodes recorded yet can't be arsed watching them

bluetrain Fri 07-Nov-14 18:08:51

I'll talk about hollyoaks!

except I DH always records it and watch I when DC is in bed. so, err.. see you at 8!

bluetrain Fri 07-Nov-14 18:09:38

I would LOVE a spoiler though to annoy DH grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 07-Nov-14 18:31:52

What's Nancys hair like?

Like Jamie Lee Curtis's in True Lies when she slicked it back with plant water to do that weird dance for Arnie in that hotel.

Except Nancy has added bleached bits and random plaits and hair grips.

Her hair needs a spin off series...

TheSpottedZebra Fri 07-Nov-14 18:38:05

Her hair is like the hair from an unloved lego character. You know, the shitty helmetty hair that even a child won't play with, and would rather just leave the lego person bald instead.

It's bad hair.

Fixerupperz Fri 07-Nov-14 18:44:03

I love hollyoaks but...
How does everyone know each other, in a country with this many people, John Paul has to fancy his cousins new fiancee who also happens to be another person's brother no-one had heard of.....hmm

aturtlenamedmack Fri 07-Nov-14 18:49:26

God it really is bad hair. Poor Nancy.
The trailer looks amazing - I really need this Patrick/Maxine/Dodger situation to come to an end now, it feels like it's lasted a million years now.

Jbck Fri 07-Nov-14 19:31:28

Cos you killed the other thread OP grin

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Fri 07-Nov-14 19:38:52


Unintentionally though...

RJnomore Fri 07-Nov-14 23:28:29

I've missed a full week of it due to work and now there's a while load of new mcqueens!

Jbck Sat 08-Nov-14 19:07:44

The incoming McQueens is bizarre, never been mentioned before but they know every aspect of everyone's life.

OP - I could win prizes for threadkilling!

Rumours Sun 09-Nov-14 19:30:52

What are your theories op?

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Sun 09-Nov-14 23:28:21

My theory is that Dodger dies and Sienna goes on the run with baby Myra-Pocahontas-Foofoo-Thingy because it's all she has left of Dodger.

I also think Mercedes dies.

Carmel sees the crash, but as she's already decided to leave her family and kidnap Kathleen-Angel she just keeps going regardless and doesn't return.

Bit like when Cheryl drove off with her fancy man after Brendan took the blame for her murdering their father.

KingJoffreysBloodshotEye Mon 10-Nov-14 17:23:28

Spoilers suggest that my theories are bullshit.


aturtlenamedmack Mon 10-Nov-14 18:01:01

I dunno, I think you might have the sienna bit right!

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