X FACTOR- Hallowe'en RESULTS Show

[fRaahhnkenstein]

Was worried the other thread would get full, from the excitement.

And at least I can watch this live.

So- second one to leave, who will it be?

They were all pretty dire, weren't they?

[ThinkIveBeenHacked]

We are in bed due to babyHacked keeping us up most of the night so I will check this thread sporadically for hilarious updates.

I was looking forward to Chezza Fezza Vezzas performance, will have to watch it on catch up tomorrow.

I reckon Lola and Masterb8 in the singoff

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Yes, they were pretty dire. And I include Danny and his pointless leaping about with his guitar while dressed to massacre some american high schoolers at the end in that.

Who've we got singing to fill in the time between adverts tonight?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Oh god. Chezza. I had blanked that from my mind for a reason.

I don't think the Y9 wankers will be in the sing off. They seem to have acquired some screaming girls to vote for them. Could be Lola and Flobbie I think.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

Chezza will be awful.

It might make the acts look better, though.

[snice]

Bye bye Lola I would guess

[Tiredemma]

They were all shit.

DRessing the Italian Bearded Man up as a gold mr Tumlus was too much.

[Nessalina]

Yes, not sure why the gold goat look was a good idea

[Nessalina]

Lola or Stevi to go.

[fRaahhnkenstein]

I felt sorry for Pugsy. Why do they seem to be trying to make him shit? Maybe Simon doesn't want a forrin winner.

Grrrr Chezza

Clearly a bad week for guests (though John Legend is ok, just a bit dull).

[slithytove]

Hope people have been voting for pugsy overnight. Lola or clunt to go (wishful thinking)

[fRaahhnkenstein]

No way will Chezza Fezza Vezza sing 'live'

Anymore than than the cabaret mimed act do

[nancy75]

I don't care who goes I am just happy THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH!!!

Watched it all on catch up this morning due to fireworks party last night - blimey there was some rubbish.

Clunt was so bad it was funny, Fishy lived up to her name and there are no words for Stevi

[fRaahhnkenstein]

Simon's face is looking very puffy today- his eyes are barely visible.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Clunt (oh please, please, PLEASE) or Stereofucks to go tonight. I mean MastRb8

DH is watching his stupid Dallas Cowboys and won't let us switch over until 8.15 so "we can play catch-up" as in FF* through all the ads. So I will be behind on the thread. Again.


Sigh.

*fast forward. Not formula feeding.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I think simon specifically doesn't want pugsy to win because he cannot be so easily put through the pop star production machine.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Why do they keep picking songs that are too low for the lot of them?

[Nessalina]

Oh my word Lola massacred that lyric

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Cal I think you're right.

[nancy75]

I can sing this song better than them, and I really really can't sing

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I think this might actually be worse than getting Katy Perry on.

[Honeyforever]

That opening song is shite, can any of them bloody sing!??

[fRaahhnkenstein]

Cal- you are probably right. Plus he would make him release a whole album of predictable covers.


WTF have they done to Fishy? How on earth do they keep making her look so crap?

And I hate this song. Is it a contractual obligation?

[slithytove]

Poor lola

[slithytove]

Heynow getting a bit too husky there, not good