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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

(899 Posts)
CalamitouslyWrong Thu 01-May-14 21:07:18

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:38:13

They keep torturing me with Marcus shots!

imustbepatient Fri 02-May-14 20:38:14

grin @ turkey twizzler!

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:38:37

Horseradish pearls! I say.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Fri 02-May-14 20:39:15

Hello all. Oh is it pretty Jack. Dd will be upset as she is off being a witch in Macbeth.
Robs gone all Heston.

Cremolafoam Fri 02-May-14 20:39:32

Lindy hop does 'TheAter'

Ellenora5 Fri 02-May-14 20:39:36

grin Halsall

I hope Rob isn't overstretching himself, it sounds very fancy

TheSpottedZebra Fri 02-May-14 20:40:42

Greg's smiling looks particularly sinister this evening.

Who knew that giant thumbs could look quite so evil?

Cremolafoam Fri 02-May-14 20:41:22

They're never Fiona let Luke's profiterole catastrophe lie. Oh no

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:41:42

Oh I love a bit of posh finger food.

imustbepatient Fri 02-May-14 20:41:46

Poor Luke is super nervous.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Fri 02-May-14 20:41:55

Dim sum, oh, three ways.

Cremolafoam Fri 02-May-14 20:42:13

Fiona? Gonnawink

Halsall Fri 02-May-14 20:43:10

Angela's looks like an explosion in the fish factory

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Fri 02-May-14 20:43:18

Oh drool.

Cremolafoam Fri 02-May-14 20:43:34

If that tastes nice - it's a winner dinner

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:43:39

I like her, she looks like she should be running a 19th century bawdy house.

imustbepatient Fri 02-May-14 20:43:41

Enough with the sex noises Greg. Ugh.

TheSpottedZebra Fri 02-May-14 20:43:49

What's with the sauce obsession this series?

Is jus over?
Has gravy had it's day?

Is sauce the new burning?

Ellenora5 Fri 02-May-14 20:44:15

I think there are too many people in this tonight

Cremolafoam, I have just scrolled back looking to see who Fiona is grin

Halsall Fri 02-May-14 20:44:29

squoosh grin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Fri 02-May-14 20:44:39

His voice dropped an octave.
We have samphire AND foam.

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:45:16

Quinoa is too healthy to make me lick my lips.

squoosh Fri 02-May-14 20:45:42

I think this guy might get the push.

Cremolafoam Fri 02-May-14 20:46:10

Dollop sauce of doom

Ellenora5 Fri 02-May-14 20:46:35

Genius, looking good for Rob

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