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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong Thu 03-Apr-14 20:32:29

New thread.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Wed 23-Apr-14 20:54:39

Raw meat and raspberries and cream. Fuck me.

Halsall Wed 23-Apr-14 20:54:28

Well quite obviously Gregg is delighted by little Megan

imustbepatient Wed 23-Apr-14 20:54:20

Delightful - I get the feeling he wrote down some words in advance that he could use and is slotting them in whenever wherever.

ohdearitshappeningtome Wed 23-Apr-14 20:54:09

She looks like belle dingle emmerdale

CalamitouslyWrong Wed 23-Apr-14 20:54:08

Why do they pretend it's an impressive dessert.

She should stop saying her palate is strong.

squoosh Wed 23-Apr-14 20:53:46

Where are the skillz though?

squoosh Wed 23-Apr-14 20:53:11

Look at that awful cranachan. I'm sure it's good for one's bowels but that's not what I want from a pud.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Wed 23-Apr-14 20:53:07

Raspberries and cream.

CalamitouslyWrong Wed 23-Apr-14 20:53:06

Is he not the guy that adopts the wee girls in despicable me?

Halsall Wed 23-Apr-14 20:53:01

The condom's back, at least.

cremeggafoam Wed 23-Apr-14 20:52:51

The bank manager( vectors dad) bean gringringringrin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Wed 23-Apr-14 20:52:22

Does her mum know she nicked her breadboard?

CalamitouslyWrong Wed 23-Apr-14 20:52:17

I think she said it was going to be pretty much raw. I love the two slices of garlic on the top.

'Doesnt even need chewing'. Praise from the old folks home.

ohdearitshappeningtome Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:53

How can you love raw meat

squoosh Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:24

I'd be asking for chips with that.

Halsall Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:19

Confused now over what the problem was with CustEdd's dessert confused

ohdearitshappeningtome Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:18


beanandspud Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:18

I think Ed is in Despicable Me 2, I just can't think of the character.

cremeggafoam Wed 23-Apr-14 20:51:09

Scottish Mascara Girl is giving raw wet meat

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:54

Dr Barbie's meat is vair red.

Ellenora5 Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:50

I can't type I'm laughing so much, you're on form tonight girls grin

squoosh Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:47

Uh oh, I hate food on a plank.

ohdearitshappeningtome Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:45

That animal needs a vet and it will have a second calling

squoosh Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:34

They're a miserable trio. Maybe in honour of Shakespeare's birthday they're pretending to be the witches from Macbeth.

Daisypops Wed 23-Apr-14 20:50:22

Whos mr creosote?

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