X FACTOR- THE RESULTS SHOW! Possibly with a twist...

[Raahh]

Getting ahead of myself...

[thistlelicker]

I don't know if my pregnant pelvic floor can handle the suspense!!!!

[ArbitraryUsername]

Not by much.

It's the flashing but we're not looking forward to.

[ArbitraryUsername]

8 minutes. Apparently.

[MadameDefarge]

I did post but I thread filled up, she cant be doing coke as her nose would not survive.

[thistlelicker]

Oh so I just asked on old Fred who do we think going home

[ArbitraryUsername]

Why do we need judges bollocks in the how awful it all was recaps?

[HoggyTruffle]

I was hoping they would all sound better after a glass of wine.
I was mistaken

[SuePurblybilt]

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Something Greggs-y - tbc

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Nothing We just don’t hate her enough yet

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob

Miss Dynamix Nothing (Tempted by Preggaz’n’Peng)

Rough Copy Nowt. NOWT

Lorna Simpson Yawna/Voldemort

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

[Raahh]

flashing

I'm worried it will be Louis

[thistlelicker]

Lol hobby

[SuePurblybilt]

I may have missed loads some. Happy to add to The List.

[Aintnobodylovesnanbetter]

Thistlelicker
Which old Fred was that

[LittleMissWise]

You could come to see Bazza, Raah but I told DH I had tickets (I'm disabled so 1 goes free) and he said he's looking forward to going!

[BOF]

Yawna is great as a name. All I've got for the last lot is Duff Copy.

[Jellykat]

Lady Van Driver to go please..

[Pagwatch]

Can Tamera can be Ta[meh]ra for now

[ArbitraryUsername]

Some of us will be calling Nicholas 'the wee barra' regardless what the official list says

[NoelHeadbandz]

[Raahh]

Sue I love 'Pre'ggaz’n’Peng' , even if it is wrong to love it

[YoureAllABunchOfBastards]

Oh please go with Preggerz and Peng.

[SuePurblybilt]

I will add it AU

[BOF]

I like Preggaz n' Peng