Currying favour with Sir Allan The Apprentice thread

[Allthingspretty]

roll up

[Allthingspretty]

Anyone around?

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Your thread title is much funnier than mine...

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

How are you All?

[SuePurblybilt]

TWO threads? Such richness.

[Allthingspretty]

Thanks scone!

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Evenin' sue.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Do you think we'll finally be rid of Wabbit tonight?

[SuePurblybilt]

How does he get away with saying such banalities as if they were gold?
I believe. That Actions. Speak Louder......than words.

Well, yes. It's been noted.

He's been watching too much CSI Miami. Bet he takes off his sunglasses to deliver the next one

[SuePurblybilt]

Karren is stalking Jordan Feathery Strokery tonight, isn't she?

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

It's all those pauses. Dead. Statesman. Like.

[SuePurblybilt]

Hello Scone. I dunno. I say keep her in for Clodd in the interview round.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

No, I think she was stalking wabbit...

[Allthingspretty]

Where is everyone?

[NickyNackyNooNoo]

I thought it was Luisa she had her eye on?

[SauvignonBlanche]

The Wabbit has to go!

[SuePurblybilt]

Oh, is it? Yes, I think you're right.
Excellent.

[ChippingInWiredOnCoffee]

Hi :)

[OliviaYouCannotBSeriousMumsnet]

Do you know what?
I would just like to watch the aerial shots of London for an hour and give the candidates a week off.

[SuePurblybilt]

ROAR at Surralun coming up in the glass elevator, like Augustus Gloop.

[SconeInSixtySeconds]

Hmm. Not so keen on Karren's dress tonight. she'll be shattered

[OliviaYouCannotBSeriousMumsnet]

Does Tom Archer know about the ready meal task?
#BbcCrossovers

[ChippingInWiredOnCoffee]

He seems to have lost the ability to speak a whole sentence without stopping between each ... and... every... word.

Most odd.

[NickyNackyNooNoo]

I think I'm getting old but I really wish Luisa would brush her flipping hair...

[BOF]

Gherkin=ready meal, geddit?